Check Out My Tat, Man
Piercing holes and spilling ink all over yourself to make a statement? Fine, but at least make sure you know what your tattoos actually say.
Simonne matriculated from Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, where she earned her bachelor's degree by using ten dollar words like "matriculate." It was at Lawrence where Simonne created The Rollercoaster of Drama as a creative outlet for not taking life too seriously. It was well received by both Ivy League elitists and beauty school dropouts. After a five year sabbatical, she's currently living in Los Angeles, trying to take the movie industry not too seriously. Her attempts have been ill-received and she has been advised to eat less. There is truth in comedy and it will prevail.
Piercing holes and spilling ink all over yourself to make a statement? Fine, but at least make sure you know what your tattoos actually say.
The 'school to home to school' transition can be a rough one. Avoid eye contact with the parents until the check clears.
It's your school's last chance to make you suffer, from boring practices and ceremonies to sweltering black robes and family gatherings.
Incoming freshman, you have a lot to learn about the ugly roommate situation which lies ahead. You might as well start here with the truth.
It's a well-known fact that dads like nothing better than to spend an evening gorging on all-you-can-eat food. Don't fight their appetite.
If you're lucky, the theme park operator (university) will let you take a free ride (more schooling) on the rollercoaster of drama (college life).
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the dorm. But be ready to display your latest hookup to the rest of the building.
They say it's the little things in college that make it all worthwhile. Try telling that to the dorm janitor who always cleaned up your puke bits.
The all-out, end-of-year parties traditionally reaffirm that there IS a line between plain drama, and seriously sketchy.
The time when all the stuff from Saturday night's escapades comes together in multiple sobering, and often embarrassing, realizations.
Two by two, they take the aisle—one couple after the next, narrowing your single friends to a minority. Who will be wedlocked up next?
Packing can be a fine art if you want to casually acquire your friends' leftover belongings. Just don't involve your parents in the process.