Check Out My Tat, Man
Piercing holes and spilling ink all over yourself to make a statement? Fine, but at least make sure you know what your tattoos actually say.
Comedy Writing
Parental Interference and Intervention
The 'school to home to school' transition can be a rough one. Avoid eye contact with the parents until the check clears.
Graduation: Pomp and Circumstances
It's your school's last chance to make you suffer, from boring practices and ceremonies to sweltering black robes and family gatherings.
Roommates: The More You Know
Incoming freshman, you have a lot to learn about the ugly roommate situation which lies ahead. You might as well start here with the truth.
Father’s Day at the Buffet
It's a well-known fact that dads like nothing better than to spend an evening gorging on all-you-can-eat food. Don't fight their appetite.
Back to School Déjà Vu
If you're lucky, the theme park operator (university) will let you take a free ride (more schooling) on the rollercoaster of drama (college life).
The Dreaded Fire Alarm
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the dorm. But be ready to display your latest hookup to the rest of the building.
Angst for the Memories
They say it's the little things in college that make it all worthwhile. Try telling that to the dorm janitor who always cleaned up your puke bits.
The Sketch Factor
The all-out, end-of-year parties traditionally reaffirm that there IS a line between plain drama, and seriously sketchy.
The Sunday Morning After Drunk
The time when all the stuff from Saturday night's escapades comes together in multiple sobering, and often embarrassing, realizations.
Four Down, Ten to Go
Two by two, they take the aisle—one couple after the next, narrowing your single friends to a minority. Who will be wedlocked up next?
Moving on Up, Moving on Out
Packing can be a fine art if you want to casually acquire your friends' leftover belongings. Just don't involve your parents in the process.