College-Bound: Great Sexpectations
Oh to be a freshman again. To re-live the intoxicating moments of free love and impulsive hookups that end up defining your sexual reputation.
Simonne matriculated from Lawrence University in Appleton Wisconsin, where she earned her bachelor's degree by using ten dollar words like "matriculate." It was at Lawrence where Simonne created The Rollercoaster of Drama as a creative outlet for not taking life too seriously. It was well received by both Ivy League elitists and beauty school dropouts. After a five year sabbatical, she's currently living in Los Angeles, trying to take the movie industry not too seriously. Her attempts have been ill-received and she has been advised to eat less. There is truth in comedy and it will prevail.
Oh to be a freshman again. To re-live the intoxicating moments of free love and impulsive hookups that end up defining your sexual reputation.
Surprise! Your parents are on the phone and they're downstairs in your dorm. Yeah, something about college and parents just doesn't mix.
What better way to celebrate July 4th than to take a look at the Hugh Grants of America and the power of their English accents over women.
If gossip makes the world go round, then you can put small colleges at the center of the universe. Just don't tell the big schools I said that.
An update to the official guide on every type of girl on campus now includes those in the business world too, e.g. The Starbucks Prophecy.
Barring marriage, your relationships must end somehow, and it's always worse getting dumped. Understanding the recovery process will help.
Sticking it out and staying sane with your friends in the car for extended periods of time requires a common set of ground rules.
ER Scenario: Your roommate's not breathing because he drank a whole handle and then broke it over his head. Are you sure you're not pregnant?
Piercing holes and spilling ink all over yourself to make a statement? Fine, but at least make sure you know what your tattoos actually say.
If you're lucky, the theme park operator (university) will let you take a free ride (more schooling) on the rollercoaster of drama (college life).
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the dorm. But be ready to display your latest hookup to the rest of the building.
They say it's the little things in college that make it all worthwhile. Try telling that to the dorm janitor who always cleaned up your puke bits.