Comments by James A. Miller
I actually spent time pondering “Eye Contact With A Tree.” Hmmmm....How would that work exactly.... Doesn't matter, it's funny!
on I Make Nature Sounds, and I’m Offended You Use Them for Sleep | July 6, 2025
"Patagonia-vested yahoo" Love it. Funny stuff!
on There’s Bitcoin in Them Thar Blockchain! | July 6, 2025
The use of all caps for this is perfect.
on NO, KYLE ENERGY DRINK DOES NOT CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF REAL KYLE | July 2, 2025
Funny stuff. Great opening line!
on A Sales Pitch for Camping | June 25, 2025
Good stuff. I had to rewind MIB several times before I realized the wife was saying "an Edgar suit". Sorry, …
on Guaranteed Methods for Remembering Names at Social Events | June 23, 2025
You nailed the Bible-speak and holy references. Very Funny!
on A Psalm of David, On Hold for Customer Service | June 23, 2025
You had me at barbacoa. Well done, sir!
on Open Letter from a Mountain Lion to Hiking Influencers | June 23, 2025
So spot on.
on I’m Going to Business School to Find Myself | June 4, 2025
This is great. These are so dead-on like the commercials.
on Five Places You Will Definitely Drive This SUV, According to the Commercials | June 4, 2025
Hilarious!
on Spend $10 on Cigarettes, Get $500 in Bonus Cigarettes on Us | June 4, 2025
Funny stuff. I also find it very relatable even though I don't play chess anymore.
on New Unlockable Characters for the Game of Chess | June 4, 2025
This was a real journey. I can relate to #2 and #3 but not being lucky enough to have lived …
on Why I Couldn’t Play a Dead Body on “CSI: Miami” | May 31, 2025
Very original. Well done, Luis!
on Bug Fixes for Bugs | May 31, 2025
Great work, Rachel. Love me some Jesus carpentry humor. Plus we don't see the word "noggins" in fiction nearly enough. …
on Bible Verse First Drafts Where Jesus Brags About His Kick-Ass Carpentry | May 31, 2025
Well done. "Buy an entire motherfucking town in 1885" very funny stuff.
on Everything I’m Going to Do with My $3.32 Wells Fargo Cash Rewards | May 31, 2025
Funny and well done, yet sadly accurate as to the direction Health Insurance seems to be heading...
on Introducing the “Choose Your Most Important Body Part” Health Insurance Plan | May 31, 2025
I love how dark this is. Great work!
on A Month-by-Month Guide to Your Baby’s First Existential Milestones | April 24, 2025
Love this! Very witty.
on Don’t Be Nervous on Your First Day of Time Travel Because You Retired Yesterday After Fifty Years and We’re All Going to Miss You | April 13, 2025