Worst experience in a public bedroom of all time and it happened to me. You see, I had just picked up a very doable, drunk hooker...
I am suing the crap out of Dunkin' Donuts. I don't really have a choice. Their coffee burned my soul and they are going to pay dearly for it.
The pharoahic masterpieces built by the Hebrews are an instant economic bicep curl. It's a very simple business model, really.
I am now an army of one, fighting to end the atrocity that has crippled so many: gratuitous old man nudity in the locker room.
It’s about time a lottery winner was so decent that a media outlet ruined its worldwide credibility by deeming him newsworthy. Neal Wanless, go fuck yourself.
I have been asked to be a bouncer at a swingers’ party. I’m told the job entails being a doorman/hole monitor, but I have some questions before I say yes.
The Supreme Court Justices gather for a round table discussion to decide who is going to fill the holes in their Lawyer League Softball lineup. Conflict ensues.
This is a description of next Friday night. The cast of characters is a typical group of guys ranging from true relationship Neanderthal to engaged and no longer erectus homo on the bachelor evolution scale.
This is the tale of the rise and fall of one of the most famous horses ever, Iron-Shoed Mike. I use the term 'horse' lightly, because horses rarely bite other horses' ears off, or get tribal tattoos on their faces.
Congratulations, Steve Perry and company. You wrote the perfect song for drunk and sober people alike. But even though I can never get Don’t Stop Believin' out of my head, it’s over between us, baby. I've heard enough of it.
Okay dude, I have a pretty decent proposal for you. I was going to buy an anniversary gift for Shelley, but instead, I am offering you the last 6 bucks in my wallet to fuck your girlfriend.
I guess some dudes boner up over dirty language, but I just can't stomach pussy talk. As far as I'm concerned, a girl should never actually reference her vagina unless she quietly and simply points at it.