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Guys say a lot of things they don't exactly mean. Girls, read this and save yourself the trouble of deciphering his most common bullshit lines.
Words of encouragement used to be hard to come by. Now there's a card to tell your roommate you understand if he's gay—From New Boyfriend.
You learn a lot about human nature working in the Big House. In fact, most of life on the outside falls short of prison life.
Google is taking all the leg-work out of getting to know somebody. I don't know about her man, Free iPod Shuffle girls aren't my type.
Christianity and Climate Change Environmentalism go head to head in a battle of old school religion vs. new school spokesmanism.
Global warming is the liberal's way of whining, 'I'm too hot, but it's not my fault, it's society's fault.'
The good roommate is a rare and elusive creature, greatly outnumbered by the annoying bastard roommate. Here's how to get rid of the latter.
What Al Gore failed to mention was all the benefits of rising temperatures. Naked women, penguin slaves? I'm warming up to the idea already.
Little did you know, every decision you make is hotly debated by almost every member of your corporate body. Penis, you're on speakerphone.
Lean a little bit closer, see, roses really smell like poo-poo-poo. The only bouquet you want her smelling all night is from the wine and liqueur.
Can't get a date? Here are four guaranteed-to-work dating tips for all you nerds out there, including the 3 C's and confidence visualization!
The university may never know your official choice, but your liver sure will. Remember, double majoring in liquor and beer is ill preparation.