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Every year we beg Santa for a few hard-earned gifts, possibly even intangible wants. Don't worry, we know exactly which ones we won't get.
Touching the toilet seat at school is like the chocolate kiss of death. Fortunately, new techniques like the Pinch and Pull keep you clean.
A day in the life of woman versus her own brain. Sure, females come off all complicated, but deep down, it's the same instinctive thought process.
It's not that you're cocky, it's just that if you have a big penis, everything seems to fall in place. From the classroom to between her legs.
It's your typical off-campus house party, highlighted by the obligatory keg or three. But did it really meet all your expectations?
Think you rank with the best of the best, most hardcore college students? Not so fast cowboy, you have to take this quiz first.
Sinner's delight, buffet heaven, and smoker's haven. Here's the scoop on everything unique about Vegas down to used syringes and faded celebs.
In order to minimize your academic workload and maximize your partying time, you must learn to spot and take advantage of bullshit opportunities.
Alcohol: it's been by your side as long as you can remember. But now there are a few grievances it must accept to continue being consumed.
Another day in the life of man versus his own brain. Sometimes it's a ball-busting struggle.
Helpful hints for transforming your unquestionably lame presence with the ladies into a viable weapon of seduction.
The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.