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Be on the lookout for these five indicators of danger and you'll soon be sweating ancient Chinese wisdom and fortune... or at the very least have a less painful life.
Week one began over a week ago, and ended the other night. The NFL sure knows how to make money. Here's the high-breadth, low-depth analysis, in succinctly verbose format.
Draw Something is a game in which you compete against your inability to make mental imagery materialize on a touch screen, and try to help friends feel better about their incompetence.
If you've been holding back on the trip of your dreams because you couldn't muster up the money, then you don't have any more excuses. Here's how to eat, sleep and travel cheap.
When the rain came I decided to show them how to play Monopoly. They were so young, so inexperienced. I almost felt sorry for them. And then the game started.
I'm not talking about some "if you can eat it, it's free" bullshit marketing ploy, I'm talking about the mental transformation any red-blooded American male undergoes in a steakhouse.
Having little experience and less aptitude, parents are always firing baseball pointers from the stands during a showdown between two groups of mediocre 11- to 12-year-olds.
What I am proposing is a student loan program that will allow poor young people to go to university and be useful to society: I call it the Indentured Student Loan.
The idea that we have nothing better to do, after this mundane experience on Earth, but to show back up in ethereal form and fuck with terrified people is upsetting.
Although the "2fer" business model has been implemented many times in the past, I believe that it has come nowhere near achieving its true potential. Here are the most lucrative possibilities.
Teaching English in Asia is a great way to experience a different culture, travel the world, and find adventure. It's also the easiest way to get constant diarrhea and exacerbate your drinking problem.
In order to please the general public and fulfill my subconscious desire to become a a hard ass gym coach for overweight children, I've decided to go running every once in a while.