Archive: 2007

Ugly Guy

<div style="clear:both;"></div><p class="MsoNormal">All right Mr. Wexley, let’s just have a look at your resume here. Wow. This looks great. I see you worked with Eli in <i style="">Watches</i>. Wowsers. Impressive stuff. I’ve got to say, this is perfect. You’re <i style="">just</i> what we’re looking for. An exact fit. Now, I want to tell you a little bit about the role.

Post # 420

<p>1 Glass jars.<br />2 Fritos.<br />3 Led Zeppelin.<br />4 Bongs.<br />5 "The Simpsons."<br />6 That feeling you know, like you were supposed to be doing something.

Observations Like a Satellite Monopoly

Rumor has it that the Major League Baseball package, which allows cable subscribers to watch pretty much every major league game they want (except on Sunday, because that day belongs to Fox Sports and God), will soon be only available from DirecTV and not from my local cable provider. On a related note, I recently sent Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig a frozen pile of shit in a bowl of vomit.

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