Archive: 2007

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The Art of Seduction

Matters of the heart may seem abstract, but with the right enthusiasm and passion, you'll be meeting your GOALs (Girl Offering Anal Love) in no time.

Walter Payton and the Vienna Boy’s Choir

<p class="MsoNormal">Hi, I approached you at Tin Lizzie’s and I offered to buy you a drink (Vodka Tonic, if I remember). You told me to go to Hell. </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Well, I’m fucking here…now what? </p> <p class="MsoNormal">Todd 312-661-90--</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal"> </p>

The Snippets Will Be Your Valentine

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/heartcookie-734073.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/heartcookie-731824.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Luke: Who invented Valentine's Day?<br />Dave: Hallmark.

Hilda’s Dildas

<p class="MsoNormal">Hi. Gretchen, it’s Steve. As you probably know from the phone calls and freeway billboards, I’m madly in love with you. I have been for a number of degrading and tortuous years. 787 days, 10 hours, and 6 minutes, actually. Yes, it’s <i style="">that</i> kind of torture—the one where you count the days and hours and minutes of your maniacal depression.

Observations Like a Jell-O Funeral

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/casket-747072.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nathan/uploaded_images/casket-743776.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>One nice thing about wearing a shirt with long sleeves is that occasionally I am re

We Could Be Pyrotechnical Together

<p class="MsoNormal">M4W<br />For the blind cutie eating out at Bennigans last night:</p> <p class="MsoNormal">I was the 5’8”…I mean, 6’3” acne-riddled…sorry, tanned heartthrob—with rail-thin…ahem...<i style="">athletic</i> arms and a broken…I mean, perfect smile.<br /></p>

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