Hitler and His Jewish Friend

Jewish Friend: Looks like I just schooled you in NFL Blitz.
Hitler: Yeah, hey, what was that one tragedy again, you know, that one where I nearly exterminated your people?
Jewish Friend: (sighs) ...The Holocaust.
Hitler: What's that? I couldn't hear you.
Jewish Friend: The Holocaust.
Hitler: 0wned.
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4 Comments

 Anonymous's picture

I'm pretty sure if you were hit by a cement truck while on fire and simultaneously raped by AIDS infected horses, your own mother wouldn't give two shits.

PIC seems to hold out some hope for you, but i just can't understand why.

 Anonymous's picture

i laughed pretty hard. the first poster's a dousche, don't pay attention to him

 Court's picture

hitler always was a fan of oxymorons.

 CitizenX's picture

I like the NFL Blitz bonus joke.

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