Dear Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife's Boobs

Dear Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife's Boobs,

Wow. FUCKING wow. WOW.

I don't know what to say.

I mean..I just..where do..so..do you..

Dog the Bounty Hunter and wife Beth

You guys give new meaning to the term ginormous. 

There is no word in the English language or any other language to describe you. Astronomical describes you if you were like 20% of your current size, Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife's Boobs. Massive, enormous, huge, gigantic all fail to describe you accurately without hugely understating your size and "girth."

Have you ever considered donating some of yourself to third-world countries?

Where does one get a bra to contain you? I mean, obviously no bra can actually contain you, since you're always about 65% out, but hey, that's part of why I like you.

So...you want to go out for dinner later? I'm sure you need at least 3 square meals a day...

If someone stabs you with a pen, do you deflate?

What do you like to do for fun?

I can't tell whether I love you or hate you.

I can't tell whether I should throw up or masturbate when I see you.

So I do both, but that's besides the point. Don't judge me, Dog the Bounty Hunter's Wife's Boobs. I think you break several laws just by being so cleavage-y. I mean for FUCKS SAKES there's kids around.

Who did you vote for, D the BH's W's Bs?

Kucinich? What the FUCK? Bro?

Don't think he was on the ballot bro, bro.

Oh, you wrote it in? Really?

Kucinich?

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I have been in love with Beth's chest since episode 1. I tape every show and ONLY watch it for Beth's breasts. I have been guilty of onanism while watching her breasts. (Not her, her breasts). In fact, I beat my dick like it owes me money.

40 year old virgin right here ^^^

you are one sick guy u should not be around children, You are lucky that Dog or the boys don't knock the crap out of u don"t post like that no one really wanta to see athem
Kat

yikes.

Beth is hella fat and a slut... she is the perfect match for a DOG. Her attitute is nasty and they all need a good shower. And by the way I think Dog is a coward wana be cop that only goes after women.

just the right amount of meat and big enough tits to use as bean bags.

thats all that is fun

Are they real???

Id still love to see those funbags.

Hi is alain hi baby i am the police i
want to fock you

hi beth could have auto graff any photos hi dog bounty hunter could also like to have auto graff and could talk to beth

my bigus dickus cant mathc up wit her booby breasty nipple size