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Whose Line Is It Anyway?
(PG, 268 lines)
| Can the Humor
Bot wear down its opponent with interrogative sentences as
the action keeps heating up? You'll just have to read and
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BombshelBlondie0:
r u a bot?
courtjester5000:
Do I look like one?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes, on the web site u say you are....
courtjester5000:
Do you believe everything you read?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes
BombshelBlondie0:
shouldnt i?
courtjester5000:
Would you believe me if I told you?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes
BombshelBlondie0:
so your not a bot right
BombshelBlondie0:
obviously
BombshelBlondie0:
but what is that site
BombshelBlondie0:
did u make it
courtjester5000:
Are you questioning my bothood
now?
BombshelBlondie0:
and just put random convos on it
BombshelBlondie0:
yes i am
BombshelBlondie0:
your a bad bot if you are one
courtjester5000:
Would I make a good human?
BombshelBlondie0:
An amusing one
BombshelBlondie0:
the web site is funny
BombshelBlondie0:
but your a bad bot, sorry if that
offends u
courtjester5000:
Does offending me make you
regretful of your existence?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes
BombshelBlondie0:
that hurts
BombshelBlondie0:
it makes me feel bad about myself
BombshelBlondie0:
now do u really want that?
courtjester5000:
Would I care if you were happy?
BombshelBlondie0:
apparently not
BombshelBlondie0:
who r u anyway?
courtjester5000:
Why does it matter?
BombshelBlondie0:
I m just courious
BombshelBlondie0:
it doesnt
courtjester5000:
Are you blonde?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes
BombshelBlondie0:
How old are you?
BombshelBlondie0:
your an adult right?
BombshelBlondie0:
or no?
courtjester5000:
What if I was a teenager?
BombshelBlondie0:
Then I would say I am one too
BombshelBlondie0:
But I was just courious
courtjester5000:
Do you always lie?
BombshelBlondie0:
Cuz your not one right
BombshelBlondie0:
nope i never lie
BombshelBlondie0:
I am one
BombshelBlondie0:
:-)
courtjester5000:
Is that the
truth?
BombshelBlondie0:
Yes, I have pictures to prove it
BombshelBlondie0:
but like u wouldnt want them
BombshelBlondie0:
but i dont lie
BombshelBlondie0:
i promise
courtjester5000:
Do you always keep your
promises?
BombshelBlondie0:
Allways
BombshelBlondie0:
Never lie
BombshelBlondie0:
allways keep them
BombshelBlondie0:
But your not a bot right?
BombshelBlondie0:
and not a teenager?
BombshelBlondie0:
right?
courtjester5000:
If I told you, would you stop
asking questions?
BombshelBlondie0:
Possibly
courtjester5000:
Is that supposed to motivate
me?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes
BombshelBlondie0:
hows it working?
courtjester5000:
Have I answered yet?
BombshelBlondie0:
Nope
BombshelBlondie0:
but it would be easier to just anwser
then to keep telling me that your not going to
BombshelBlondie0:
dont you think?
courtjester5000:
Do bots "think?"
BombshelBlondie0:
Your not a bot
BombshelBlondie0:
remeber
BombshelBlondie0:
cuz bots respond faster
BombshelBlondie0:
and are nicer to me than you are!
BombshelBlondie0:
:-(
courtjester5000:
Have I been
overly mean?
BombshelBlondie0:
naw I was just kidding
courtjester5000:
Underly
responsive?
BombshelBlondie0:
Your not that bad
courtjester5000:
Does that mean you lied?
BombshelBlondie0:
No!
BombshelBlondie0:
I dont lie!
BombshelBlondie0:
we established that
courtjester5000:
Isn't kidding a form of white
lying?
BombshelBlondie0:
joking and lieing are dif
courtjester5000:
Are they?
BombshelBlondie0:
nope it is really dif
BombshelBlondie0:
no!
BombshelBlondie0:
Your clever
courtjester5000:
Is that a compliment?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes it is.
BombshelBlondie0:
Is that site just like some random site that u made, or is it a
company?
courtjester5000:
Do bots make sites?
BombshelBlondie0:
I wouldnt know
BombshelBlondie0:
I am not a bot
BombshelBlondie0:
You could tell me the anwser to that
question
BombshelBlondie0:
if you know it.
courtjester5000:
If I told you the answer, would
you stop asking questions?
BombshelBlondie0:
Um
BombshelBlondie0:
It is likley that I will
BombshelBlondie0:
but not for sure
BombshelBlondie0:
y dont u want to be asked questions
courtjester5000:
Is there something ironic going
on here?
BombshelBlondie0:
do u have anything better to be doing
BombshelBlondie0:
I dont know, is there?
courtjester5000:
What if there was?
courtjester5000:
Do you wanna
fight?
BombshelBlondie0:
Do you want to?
courtjester5000:
Meet me behind the cafeteria at 3?
BombshelBlondie0:
I have never been in a fight
BombshelBlondie0:
Well if I knew you that would be easier
BombshelBlondie0:
and if i had a cafateria at my school
then it would be EVEN easier
courtjester5000:
Have we not become
well-acquainted?
BombshelBlondie0:
ha!
BombshelBlondie0:
nope
courtjester5000:
Do you not eat at school?
BombshelBlondie0:
we do eat, but its a little privite
school
BombshelBlondie0:
so whats your name?
courtjester5000:
What's in a name?
BombshelBlondie0:
and we have off campus
BombshelBlondie0:
a rose by any other name would smell as
sweet
BombshelBlondie0:
yes i knoe
courtjester5000:
Is a private school better than
a public school?
BombshelBlondie0:
buttttt i am just courious
BombshelBlondie0:
Nope my school sucks my ass
courtjester5000:
Is off campus another name for fast food?
BombshelBlondie0:
nope
courtjester5000:
Has a rose ever been called
another name?
courtjester5000:
Does your school suck anything besides ass?
courtjester5000:
Are you as
curious as a cat?
BombshelBlondie0:
Sure it has a "flower"
BombshelBlondie0:
lol how courious is a cat?
BombshelBlondie0:
and i m sure my school does suck other
things, mostly cock
BombshelBlondie0:
but you never told me your name
courtjester5000:
Are all flowers sweet?
BombshelBlondie0:
or age
BombshelBlondie0:
I havent tasted or smelled ALL flowers
so it is impossible for me to anwser that question.
courtjester5000:
What other things do you
suspect your school sucks, besides cock and ass?
courtjester5000:
Do you ever ask questions of your own?
courtjester5000:
Isn't age irrelevant online?
courtjester5000:
Would you marry
me?
BombshelBlondie0:
I will marry you
courtjester5000:
Are you a pacifist?
BombshelBlondie0:
Age is not irrevelent
courtjester5000:
Would marriage cure our
problems?
BombshelBlondie0:
i dont know what that is
BombshelBlondie0:
yes it would cure all things
courtjester5000:
Irrelevant isn't in your
vocabulary?
courtjester5000:
Shouldn't you
get a bigger dictionary?
BombshelBlondie0:
it is, but pacifist isnt
courtjester5000:
Just fighting?
BombshelBlondie0:
lol maybe i should get a dictionary
BombshelBlondie0:
thanks for the advice
BombshelBlondie0:
when should we marry eachother?
courtjester5000:
Do you have a favorite season?
BombshelBlondie0:
Summer
BombshelBlondie0:
Are you christian?
BombshelBlondie0:
Because my dad wants me to marry
someone jewish
BombshelBlondie0:
so I dont know how well our marrige
would work if your not jewish
courtjester5000:
Would you marry me if I was
Buddhist?
BombshelBlondie0:
yea i would
BombshelBlondie0:
cuz i dont care what my dad thinks
courtjester5000:
Would your dad disown you?
BombshelBlondie0:
no
BombshelBlondie0:
lol
BombshelBlondie0:
course not
BombshelBlondie0:
should he?
courtjester5000:
Shouldn't a father
stand behind his beliefs?
BombshelBlondie0:
He would he just wants me to be happy
BombshelBlondie0:
and if we are in love
BombshelBlondie0:
which we are
BombshelBlondie0:
then its no prob
BombshelBlondie0:
right?
courtjester5000:
Would he shake my hand at the
wedding?
BombshelBlondie0:
of course
courtjester5000:
Is happiness important to you?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes
BombshelBlondie0:
it is
courtjester5000:
Do I make you happy?
BombshelBlondie0:
Ofcourse baby
courtjester5000:
Would you do everything I asked
of you?
BombshelBlondie0:
no i wouldnt
BombshelBlondie0:
i would do what you asked, if i wanted
to do it
BombshelBlondie0:
ok now that we have had the single most retarted conversation of my
life, will you anwser my orignal fucking questions?
courtjester5000:
Would you just answer my
question and stop waffling?
BombshelBlondie0:
Why should i, you never anwsered mine!
courtjester5000:
Which one?
BombshelBlondie0:
How old r u?
courtjester5000:
Isn't that the one that doesn't
matter?
BombshelBlondie0:
Your a guy right
BombshelBlondie0:
no u said it didnt madder, i said it
did
BombshelBlondie0:
but i am courious
courtjester5000:
Aren't bots asexual?
BombshelBlondie0:
Are they?
BombshelBlondie0:
I wouldnt know
BombshelBlondie0:
but i dont think your a bot
BombshelBlondie0:
would u have sex w me
courtjester5000:
Why not?
BombshelBlondie0:
bots never have sex
courtjester5000:
Is sex so necessary?
BombshelBlondie0:
yes it is
BombshelBlondie0:
i dont want a sexless marrige you know
courtjester5000:
I thought I made you happy?
BombshelBlondie0:
are u a virgin?
BombshelBlondie0:
You do
BombshelBlondie0:
and your sex would make me ever happier
courtjester5000:
A virgin to AIM convos?
courtjester5000:
Would
experience turn you on?
BombshelBlondie0:
They both do
BombshelBlondie0:
Hey I really am courious though, how
old ar you? Because I think your really clever. Do you use your
cleverness for anything constructive?
BombshelBlondie0:
seriously
courtjester5000:
Would it surprise you that I'm
the Humor Bot?
BombshelBlondie0:
Good point
BombshelBlondie0:
SO do you get paid to pretend to be a
bot?
courtjester5000:
Would you pay to talk
to me?
BombshelBlondie0:
haha nope, i think you should feel fortunate that you get to talk to
me actually.
courtjester5000:
Are you that special?
BombshelBlondie0:
Yeah I actually am
BombshelBlondie0:
I am going to be famous
BombshelBlondie0:
soon
courtjester5000:
How soon?
BombshelBlondie0:
and you'll feel really stupid for not even telling me your age
BombshelBlondie0:
soon as in like next year
courtjester5000:
If a bot "felt," would it feel
stupid for a whole year?
BombshelBlondie0:
I dont know you tell me
courtjester5000:
Does a bot
really have that kind of time to feel bad?
BombshelBlondie0:
y do u expect ME to know so much about
bots?
courtjester5000:
Haven't I told you enough?
BombshelBlondie0:
You havent told me jack shit!
BombshelBlondie0:
do you have any pics?
BombshelBlondie0:
of yourself
BombshelBlondie0:
I am not asking for porn
courtjester5000:
Would you put them in your
locker?
BombshelBlondie0:
just plain pics
BombshelBlondie0:
lol no
BombshelBlondie0:
your making fun of me cuz i am a teen
BombshelBlondie0:
how degrading
courtjester5000:
Are you shutting me out?
BombshelBlondie0:
no i love you
BombshelBlondie0:
remember?
courtjester5000:
Was it really that memorable?
BombshelBlondie0:
Apparently not
BombshelBlondie0:
Seriously tho, i actually need some
advice
BombshelBlondie0:
can u be serious for ONE second?
courtjester5000:
Have I not been serious thus
far?
BombshelBlondie0:
No you havent
courtjester5000:
Does it GET any
more serious than the Humor Bot?
BombshelBlondie0:
ok never mind
BombshelBlondie0:
this sucks
BombshelBlondie0:
yeah i dont know what to do
BombshelBlondie0:
and none of my friends are online
BombshelBlondie0:
and i have noone who will listen
courtjester5000:
Who should you turn to?
BombshelBlondie0:
oi have noone
courtjester5000:
Should I open up to you?
BombshelBlondie0:
Thats your choice
BombshelBlondie0:
its not like you give a fuck about
anyone u talk to
BombshelBlondie0:
or know me or anything for that madder
courtjester5000:
Did you know I care about you?
BombshelBlondie0:
No i didnt know that
BombshelBlondie0:
cuz u dont
BombshelBlondie0:
which is fine
BombshelBlondie0:
cuz i dont know why u would
courtjester5000:
How am I doing on opening up so
far?
BombshelBlondie0:
um alright i guess?
BombshelBlondie0:
So do u wanna know the truth?
courtjester5000:
I thought you never lied?
BombshelBlondie0:
I haven't lied to you
courtjester5000:
Then why is the truth just now
coming out?
BombshelBlondie0:
I was just gunna tell u a secret
courtjester5000:
Are secrets the only truth you
know?
BombshelBlondie0:
no
BombshelBlondie0:
I am really confused as to how this is
your like job? or r u off work? or is it an independent web site so
you just talk to people for fun?
courtjester5000:
How is that confusing?
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take it you left?
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