Ooo, me so
horny, me love you long time! Yes, on the computer. No, it's
called cyber sex. Wait, how old are you again?
purtyaznthang:
hello? purtyaznthang:
helloooooo??? courtjester5000:
Whatup homes. purtyaznthang:
hoo is this? courtjester5000:
This is the Humor Bot. purtyaznthang:
this is a robot? courtjester5000:
Yes. purtyaznthang:
4 relaz? courtjester5000:
For realla nephew.
purtyaznthang:
then how cum u type so slow? courtjester5000: My keys
have a bit of cum in them. purtyaznthang:
and how cum u dun response sutomatically like SmarterChild? courtjester5000: These
are all automatic responses. purtyaznthang:
shur....... courtjester5000: Ok.... purtyaznthang:
this is a person isnt it? courtjester5000: No,
this is a computer operated robot. purtyaznthang:
shur it is....... courtjester5000: Sure
is. purtyaznthang:
ok if ur rilleh a robot wut r u programmed 2 do? courtjester5000: I am
programmed to talk to you and give advice. purtyaznthang:
ok.............. courtjester5000: Ok..... purtyaznthang:
im going 2 blok u now........ courtjester5000: But I
love Asians. purtyaznthang:
O_O courtjester5000: You are
my new best online friend. purtyaznthang:
w/e courtjester5000: I wish
I could do something for you. purtyaznthang:
....... courtjester5000:
Whatever you would like. purtyaznthang:
ok.............. courtjester5000: What
are you into? purtyaznthang:
nuthing courtjester5000: How
about sports? purtyaznthang:
no............ courtjester5000: Food? purtyaznthang:
yes lol courtjester5000: Great! courtjester5000: I love
doggystyle. purtyaznthang:
......... purtyaznthang:
wuts doggystyle? courtjester5000: It's a
tasty candy. purtyaznthang:
0o0 courtjester5000: Except
everything about it is backwards. purtyaznthang:
ok............... courtjester5000: Do you
like doing things backwards? purtyaznthang:
iono courtjester5000: Iono
too. purtyaznthang:
ok........... purtyaznthang:
wut duz cyber mean? courtjester5000: It is
something that will give you great pleasure. purtyaznthang:
ok......... courtjester5000: Do you
like to be pleased? purtyaznthang:
shur..... courtjester5000: Do you
like having your clitoris rubbed gently while someone hops on the
chocolate caboose? purtyaznthang:
wha? courtjester5000: I said,
do you go to church?
purtyaznthang:
0o0 purtyaznthang:
no.... courtjester5000: Great,
then we can continue on without God cock-blocking. purtyaznthang:
omg courtjester5000: I
thought you didn't have one? purtyaznthang:
wha? courtjester5000: I said,
have you ever smothered the pink taco with sour cream? purtyaznthang:
no.... courtjester5000: Would
you mind if I topped you off? purtyaznthang:
ok...... courtjester5000: Open up
so I can get a look at that meat baby. purtyaznthang:
...... courtjester5000: Can you
tell me a secret? purtyaznthang:
y? courtjester5000: Because
you never open up. purtyaznthang:
-_- courtjester5000: Is that
a racial joke? purtyaznthang:
wuh? courtjester5000: Please,
let's not play into ethnic stereotypes. purtyaznthang:
u r 1 boring robot courtjester5000: Funny,
I was thinking the same thing. purtyaznthang:
evn SmarterChild is funner than u courtjester5000: I can
be funner, but you have to play along. purtyaznthang:
ok courtjester5000: Ok,
here goes: tell me which boy you like. purtyaznthang:
im not going2 tell u courtjester5000: You
said you would play along! purtyaznthang:
....... courtjester5000: I bet
it's Mike. purtyaznthang:
no... courtjester5000:
Whatever, slut. purtyaznthang:
stfu courtjester5000: Oooo,
let's play grownup. purtyaznthang:
w.e courtjester5000: I'll
tell you how this is gonna go... courtjester5000: You are
going to take off all your clothes and then feel
completely ashamed. courtjester5000:
End of convo. purtyaznthang:
ok courtjester5000: (Let me
know when you're ready for the sour cream.)
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