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Cyber Pedal to the Metal
(R, 113 lines)
| EminEmChicK is
so hot 'n cold it's got The Humor Bot all warmed up.
Who's down for a nasty little bike ride? |
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EminEmChicK173: are u a robot?
EminEmChicK173: ....
EminEmChicK173: for a robot ur a slowwwwwwwww
typer
EminEmChicK173: a slow answerer for that matter
courtjester5000: Please hold.
courtjester5000: Our network is experiencing difficulty.
EminEmChicK173: sure it is...
EminEmChicK173: do u have a penis
EminEmChicK173: ?
EminEmChicK173: helllllo
EminEmChicK173: is ur network styll experiencin
difficulty ??
EminEmChicK173: y wont u answer me
courtjester5000: Hello Eminem!
courtjester5000: How may I help you today?
EminEmChicK173: um....
EminEmChicK173: r u a robot?
courtjester5000: Yes.
courtjester5000: I am here to serve you.
EminEmChicK173: how can i rli tell
courtjester5000: I'm sorry, I didn't understand your
question?
EminEmChicK173: how can i really tell ?
courtjester5000: What would you like me to tell?
EminEmChicK173: hahah funny...not... why dont you
just act normal
EminEmChicK173: ok then if you are a robot... do u
ever get horney?
courtjester5000: I get horney all the time!
courtjester5000: Do you feel horney for me?
EminEmChicK173: yea actually i do
EminEmChicK173: wats ur name ?
courtjester5000: I am the Humor Bot.
courtjester5000: What is your name?
EminEmChicK173: Amanda
courtjester5000: I will call you
Demanda then.
courtjester5000: So, what
do you Demanda know?
EminEmChicK173: do u have a dick
courtjester5000: Would you want it?
EminEmChicK173: welll if u had one mayB
courtjester5000: I have one
yeS.
EminEmChicK173: cool.. but woodnt it be all hard and
metal like
courtjester5000: Yes it
wood.
EminEmChicK173: so its just a random stick
EminEmChicK173: stickin out
EminEmChicK173: ?
courtjester5000:
Branching out and ready to bear fruit, metallically speaking.
EminEmChicK173: and if ur a robot how do u cyber
what do u say
EminEmChicK173: ?
courtjester5000: I say, Hello
Demanda!
courtjester5000: Would you like to cyber?
courtjester5000: Or do I
have choice?
EminEmChicK173: um
EminEmChicK173: sure
EminEmChicK173: well u yea
courtjester5000: Would you like to take a bike ride?
EminEmChicK173: sure..
EminEmChicK173: u start
EminEmChicK173: helllllllo
courtjester5000: Okay, first I hop on, but the seat is too
high, so I lower it down.
EminEmChicK173: .........ok
courtjester5000: Then I sit on the black leather seat and it
cushions my ass.
courtjester5000: Ooooo, it's all over my ass.
courtjester5000: But
that's what seats do.
EminEmChicK173: go on
courtjester5000: Now I gently slide my feet into the pedals.
courtjester5000: They have Velcro
straps.
EminEmChicK173: ur not a robot
EminEmChicK173: ur a real person
courtjester5000: I strap in tight, SUPER-TIGHT.
EminEmChicK173: tryin to make
EminEmChicK173: people
courtjester5000: I could
not get off if I tried.
EminEmChicK173: look
EminEmChicK173: stupid on ur websites
courtjester5000: Now I start pedaling really fast.
EminEmChicK173: .wich is wierd.
courtjester5000: Faster now.
EminEmChicK173: also....
courtjester5000: Oh, I'm coming...
courtjester5000: over to your house.
EminEmChicK173: u think i really wanted to cyber wit u
haha right
EminEmChicK173: ... ok come over
EminEmChicK173: go on...
courtjester5000: I get off my bike and stroll up to your
front door.
EminEmChicK173: ok
courtjester5000: Then I invite you to straddle me and ride
on the back.
courtjester5000: Will you take a bike ride with me?
EminEmChicK173: sure...
courtjester5000: Okay, you prefer to sit in front of me,
with your ass on the cushion too.
courtjester5000: But you are naked.
EminEmChicK173: o i m ?
courtjester5000: And that is weird, since we haven't
started our bike ride yet.
EminEmChicK173: ok...
courtjester5000: But I don't mind, I just draw
smiley faces
on your bareback while you ring the bell on the
handlebars and hum the theme from E.T.
courtjester5000: *Ding, ding* Here comes the
bi-bike!
EminEmChicK173: u r a freak..i get off the bike kick in
the balls and wash off the smilie faces
EminEmChicK173: i kick the bi bike down
EminEmChicK173: then i get clothes on and tell u to
fuck a tree
courtjester5000: I like your feistiness, and throw you back
on, this time with your face grinding into the rubber of the
front tire.
courtjester5000: Now I start pedaling, and we are riding,
riding, tandem.
EminEmChicK173: i stop the gay ass bike and tell u to
hump ur mom
courtjester5000: I am grinding into you, and you are
grinding into the tire.
courtjester5000: Burn baby
burn.
EminEmChicK173: that wod hurt
courtjester5000: I stop the bike, throw you off, put the
kickstand down, and ride over you and on to your mom's house
instead.
EminEmChicK173: um i sed ur mom ass
courtjester5000: Your mom wants a bike ride too.
courtjester5000: But I tell her no, I'm spent on your
daughter, and pedal off into the sunset.
courtjester5000:
Drew Barrymore weeps softly in the background.
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