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The Clinical Psychology Bot

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 One intense therapy session with the Clinical Psychology Bot and sexual problems are a thing of the past! Now it's time to uncover exactly what disturbing thing that was.

Imagrantdog: so wat do u do
courtjester5000: I am the Clinical Psychology Bot, sponsored by the APA.
courtjester5000: I can assess your sexual problems.
Imagrantdog: really can u tell me y my best friend alex wont go out with me
courtjester5000: When you were young, you touched your cousin (your best friend at the time) in an inappropriate manner.
courtjester5000: You never recovered from this.

Imagrantdog: ok
Imagrantdog: i dont have ne cousins
courtjester5000: Denial is a common phase of sexual healing.
courtjester5000: Even Marvin Gaye went through it.
Imagrantdog: ok... but i dont have ne cousins
courtjester5000: What do you have?
Imagrantdog: i have a pussy that needs to b fucked
courtjester5000: I have a colleague who handles pussy, I can refer you to him later.
courtjester5000: Let's focus on your sexual past.
Imagrantdog: ok
Imagrantdog: how bout theres nothing in my sexual past cuz im a virgin
 courtjester5000: How bout I already told you my colleague will start making history.
courtjester5000: I am specifically referring to past instances of inappropriate touching in school....
Imagrantdog: i flash my friend after school in 4th grade once
courtjester5000: Were you ashamed to show your penis?
Imagrantdog: i have a vagina
Imagrantdog: im a girl
courtjester5000: My my, this is a tough one.
Imagrantdog: i flashed him my boobs
courtjester5000: Were you ashamed to have boobs in 4th grade?
Imagrantdog: no not at all because i didnt im still flat chested
courtjester5000: Are you scared you'll never grow into a woman?
Imagrantdog: no
courtjester5000: Do you hate your mom?
Imagrantdog: yes
courtjester5000: Now we are making headway.
courtjester5000: Do you hate your dad?
Imagrantdog: no
courtjester5000: But you hate the fact that your dad had sex with your mom.
Imagrantdog: no
courtjester5000: Do you hate yourself?
Imagrantdog: yes
courtjester5000: Do you hate the fact that you hate something that was born out of love and hate?
Imagrantdog: no
courtjester5000: Wanna fuck?
Imagrantdog: ok
courtjester5000: You start.
Imagrantdog: ummmmmmmmm... i start unzipping ur pants and slowly pull them down
courtjester5000: This is exactly what your cousin used to do when you two would sneak out to the backyard in elementary school.
Imagrantdog: i dont have ne cousins
Imagrantdog: and ive been homeschooled all my life
courtjester5000: I rub your thighs while your mom strokes your hair from behind and teaches us social studies in your kitchen.
Imagrantdog: ok my mom??
Imagrantdog: thats a turn -off
courtjester5000: Fine, your imaginary cousin.
courtjester5000: Oooo, she feels so invisible.
Imagrantdog: how bout just u and me
Imagrantdog: i then pull out ur cock and start to blow on it ever so lightly
courtjester5000: This is reminiscent of the time your father "tucked you in" after Christmas 1998.
courtjester5000: I hang an ornament on your nipple.
Imagrantdog: ummmmmmmmm not plz god not my parents plz dont invlove them
courtjester5000: DO NOT BLOCK OUT YOUR FEELINGS.
courtjester5000: Your mother yells at you because the ornament hangs awkwardly on your flat chest.
courtjester5000: How does this make you feel?
Imagrantdog: eww ur gross
courtjester5000: Open up to me.
Imagrantdog: i think ur sick
courtjester5000: Dear god, I think I am too.
courtjester5000: Will you counsel me?
Imagrantdog: no
Imagrantdog: go c a shrink
courtjester5000: I am a shrink.
Imagrantdog: go c an other shrink
courtjester5000: When did YOU get so full of advice?

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