One intense
therapy session with the Clinical Psychology Bot and sexual
problems are a thing of the past! Now it's time to uncover
exactly what disturbing thing that was.
Imagrantdog:
so wat do u do
courtjester5000:
I am the Clinical Psychology Bot, sponsored by the APA. courtjester5000:
I can assess your sexual problems. Imagrantdog:
really can u tell me y my best
friend alex wont go out with me
courtjester5000:
When you were young, you touched your cousin (your best friend at
the time) in an inappropriate manner. courtjester5000:
You never recovered from this.
Imagrantdog:
ok Imagrantdog:
i dont have ne cousins
courtjester5000:
Denial is a common phase of sexual healing. courtjester5000:
Even Marvin Gaye went through it. Imagrantdog:
ok... but i dont have ne cousins
courtjester5000:
What do you have? Imagrantdog:
i have a pussy that needs to b
fucked
courtjester5000:
I have a colleague who handles pussy, I can refer you to him later. courtjester5000:
Let's focus on your sexual past. Imagrantdog:
ok Imagrantdog:
how bout theres nothing in my
sexual past cuz im a virgin
courtjester5000:
How bout I already told you my colleague will start making history.
courtjester5000:
I am specifically referring to past instances of inappropriate
touching in school.... Imagrantdog:
i flash my friend after school in
4th grade once
courtjester5000:
Were you ashamed to show your penis? Imagrantdog:
i have a vagina Imagrantdog:
im a girl
courtjester5000:
My my, this is a tough one. Imagrantdog:
i flashed him my boobs
courtjester5000:
Were you ashamed to have boobs in 4th grade? Imagrantdog:
no not at all because i didnt im
still flat chested
courtjester5000:
Are you scared you'll never grow into a woman? Imagrantdog:
no
courtjester5000:
Do you hate your mom? Imagrantdog:
yes
courtjester5000:
Now we are making headway. courtjester5000:
Do you hate your dad? Imagrantdog:
no
courtjester5000:
But you hate the fact that your dad had sex with your mom. Imagrantdog:
no
courtjester5000:
Do you hate yourself? Imagrantdog:
yes
courtjester5000:
Do you hate the fact that you hate something that was born out of
love and hate? Imagrantdog:
no
courtjester5000:
Wanna fuck? Imagrantdog:
ok
courtjester5000:
You start. Imagrantdog:
ummmmmmmmm... i start unzipping
ur pants and slowly pull them down
courtjester5000:
This is exactly what your cousin used to do when you two would sneak
out to the backyard in elementary school. Imagrantdog:
i dont have ne cousins Imagrantdog:
and ive been homeschooled all my
life
courtjester5000:
I rub your thighs while your mom strokes your hair from behind and
teaches us social studies in your kitchen. Imagrantdog:
ok my mom?? Imagrantdog:
thats a turn -off
courtjester5000:
Fine, your imaginary cousin. courtjester5000:
Oooo, she feels so invisible. Imagrantdog:
how bout just u and me
Imagrantdog:
i then pull out ur cock and start
to blow on it ever so lightly
courtjester5000:
This is reminiscent of the time your father "tucked you in" after
Christmas 1998. courtjester5000:
I hang an ornament on your nipple. Imagrantdog:
ummmmmmmmm not plz god not my
parents plz dont invlove them
courtjester5000:
DO NOT BLOCK OUT YOUR FEELINGS. courtjester5000:
Your mother yells at you because the ornament hangs awkwardly on
your flat chest. courtjester5000:
How does this make you feel? Imagrantdog:
eww ur gross
courtjester5000:
Open up to me. Imagrantdog:
i think ur sick
courtjester5000:
Dear god, I think I am too. courtjester5000:
Will you counsel me? Imagrantdog:
no Imagrantdog:
go c a shrink
courtjester5000:
I am a shrink. Imagrantdog:
go c an other shrink
courtjester5000:
When did YOU get so full of advice?
