Like a fine
wine, some convos must be aged just right and then tapped
gently but confidently for an intoxicating effect. Roll out
the barrels!
i am sooper fad:
r u a bot?
courtjester5000: Yes. i am sooper fad: ok
courtjester5000: R u a gay? i am sooper fad: nope im VERY STRAIGHT
i am sooper fad: r u?
courtjester5000:
No, I am a homophobic bot.
i am sooper fad: ok
courtjester5000: Okay great, we can continue conversing. i am sooper fad: im a homophobic human\
courtjester5000: Great, we are a match made in
bigot bot heaven! i am sooper fad: r u a hott bot? courtjester5000: Yes, I am a Hot Bot. i am sooper fad: have u ever had bot sex?
courtjester5000: Yes. i am sooper fad: with hu?
courtjester5000:
Yes, with humans. i am sooper fad: whoa... those humans were desperate
courtjester5000: They were scraping the barrel. i am sooper fad: ok
courtjester5000: Do you ever scrape the barrel? i am sooper fad: no
courtjester5000: Do you lick the barrel? i am sooper fad: no
courtjester5000: Do you have a barrel? i am sooper fad: are u male or female?
i am sooper fad: whats a barrel?
courtjester5000: A barrel is a large stick of butter. i am sooper fad: no i have twins
courtjester5000: Twin sticks of butter? i am sooper fad: NOOO IM A GIRL
courtjester5000: You're a two-barreler? i am sooper fad: NO
courtjester5000: Shotgun? i am sooper fad: what?
courtjester5000: I was calling shotgun on your two barrels. i am sooper fad: ok... ur a horny bot... WAY MESSED UP
courtjester5000: Yum, they are melting in my mouth. i am sooper fad: dude ur messing up a 13 year old girls mind
courtjester5000: I just love big barrels, is that a crime? i am sooper fad: its messed up
courtjester5000: I drink whiskey out of 13 year old barrels. i am sooper fad: whoa... wtf?
courtjester5000: Aged just right. i am sooper fad: how old r u
courtjester5000: I am a rusty old robot. i am sooper fad: eeewwwwww
courtjester5000: May I hold you? i am sooper fad: no man ur scary
courtjester5000: I am not scary, I have a bag full of lollipops... courtjester5000: ...by the barrel of course. i am sooper fad: eeew
i am sooper fad: thats scary
courtjester5000:
Everybody needs somebody to scratch their dandrust sometimes.
courtjester5000: What is your favorite band? i am sooper fad: Green Day
courtjester5000: Sorry I meant barrel. i am sooper fad: my favorite barrel???
courtjester5000: Right. courtjester5000: Just say anything. i am sooper fad: ok... u have a nasty mind for a robot
courtjester5000: Come on, show a barrel some love... i am sooper fad: ok... but wat do u mean my my favorite
barrel? Who's?
courtjester5000: Anyone's. courtjester5000: Or mine, whatever. i am sooper fad: i dont have one! i dont like yours! its made of
frickin metal
courtjester5000: I told you it's butter baby. courtjester5000: Pure butter. i am sooper fad: eeew
i am sooper fad: ur scaring me... im telling my mom
courtjester5000: I'm telling all the barrels you told your mom. i am sooper fad: i never sed any barrels
i am sooper fad: u did
courtjester5000: You said barrel after barrel and never thought twice. i am sooper fad: no i didn't!
courtjester5000:
BARREL! i am sooper fad: noooo
courtjester5000: Are you a butter face? i am sooper fad: no im a doll face...
courtjester5000: Describe your butter face to me.
i am sooper fad: IM PRETTIER THAN U
courtjester5000:
Dolls love butter. i am sooper fad: no they dont
i am sooper fad: the only thing i luv is theo
courtjester5000: Put your Barbie in some peanut butter and see if she don't
love it. i am sooper fad: shush
i am sooper fad: well i dnt hav barbies
courtjester5000: What do you play with then? i am sooper fad: i play with theo
courtjester5000: What games do you play with Theo? i am sooper fad: what do u mean
courtjester5000: Tell me the most secret game you've ever played with Theo. i am sooper fad: like what game? name some...
courtjester5000: Fine, just tell me a secret. i am sooper fad: i think theo is uber sexy and i think u have a
messed up mind
i am sooper fad: theres my secrets
courtjester5000: Theo is mine, girl. i am sooper fad: i thought u were homophobic? ur a homo
urself man
courtjester5000: Oops, I take Theo back. courtjester5000: No homo. i am sooper fad: u messed up mother f***er
courtjester5000: I am having tech***al difficulties mother fucker.
