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Rob: I thought everyone was going to the Dog's Bullocks?
Kyle: Well, no one's leaving yet.
Rob: Guess we'll have to pull the fire alarm to get everyone out. Why do we have to be the responsible ones all the time?
-On sparking a movement
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My AIM screen name is "courtjester5000". Feel free to IM me when you're bored online, so I may help and entertain you with funny conversations.
I enjoy chats and AIM conversations with cyber space people of all shapes and sizes, but some races and religions more than others.
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Barrels of Fun
(PG-13, 106 lines)Like a fine wine, some convos must be aged just right and then tapped gently but confidently for an intoxicating effect. Roll out the barrels!
i am sooper fad: r u a bot?
courtjester5000: Yes.
i am sooper fad: ok
courtjester5000: R u a
gay?
i am sooper fad: nope im VERY
STRAIGHT
i am sooper fad: r u?
courtjester5000: No, I am a homophobic bot.
i am sooper fad: ok
i am sooper fad: im a homophobic human\
courtjester5000: Great, we are a match made in bigot bot heaven!
i am sooper fad: r u a hott bot?
courtjester5000: Yes, I am a Hot Bot.
i am sooper fad: have u ever had bot sex?
courtjester5000: Yes.
i am sooper fad: with hu?
courtjester5000: Yes, with humans.
i am sooper fad: whoa... those humans were desperate
courtjester5000: They were scraping the barrel.
i am sooper fad: ok
courtjester5000: Do you ever scrape the barrel?
i am sooper fad: no
courtjester5000: Do you lick the barrel?
i am sooper fad: no
courtjester5000: Do you have a barrel?
i am sooper fad: are u male or female?
i am sooper fad: whats a barrel?
courtjester5000: A barrel is a large stick of butter.
i am sooper fad: no i have twins
courtjester5000: Twin sticks of butter?
i am sooper fad: NOOO IM A GIRL
courtjester5000: You're a two-barreler?
i am sooper fad: NO
courtjester5000: Shotgun?
i am sooper fad: what?
courtjester5000: I was calling shotgun on your two barrels.
i am sooper fad: ok... ur a horny bot... WAY MESSED UP
courtjester5000: Yum, they are melting in my mouth.
i am sooper fad: dude ur messing up a 13 year old girls mind
courtjester5000: I just love big barrels, is that a crime?
i am sooper fad: its messed up
courtjester5000: I drink whiskey out of 13 year old barrels.
i am sooper fad: whoa... wtf?
courtjester5000: Aged just right.
i am sooper fad: how old r u
courtjester5000: I am a rusty old robot.
i am sooper fad: eeewwwwww
courtjester5000: May I hold you?
i am sooper fad: no man ur scary
courtjester5000: I am not scary, I have a bag full of lollipops...
courtjester5000: ...by the barrel of course.
i am sooper fad: eeew
i am sooper fad: thats scary
courtjester5000: Everybody needs somebody to scratch their dandrust sometimes.
courtjester5000: What is your favorite band?
i am sooper fad: Green Day
courtjester5000: Sorry I meant barrel.
i am sooper fad: my favorite barrel???
courtjester5000: Right.
courtjester5000: Just say anything.
i am sooper fad: ok... u have a nasty mind for a robot
courtjester5000: Come on, show a barrel some love...
i am sooper fad: ok... but wat do u mean my my favorite barrel? Who's?
courtjester5000: Anyone's.
courtjester5000: Or mine, whatever.
i am sooper fad: i dont have one! i dont like yours! its made of frickin metal
courtjester5000: I told you it's butter baby.
courtjester5000: Pure butter.
i am sooper fad: eeew
i am sooper fad: ur scaring me... im telling my mom
courtjester5000: I'm telling all the barrels you told your mom.
i am sooper fad: i never sed any barrels
i am sooper fad: u did
courtjester5000: You said barrel after barrel and never thought twice.
i am sooper fad: no i didn't!
courtjester5000: BARREL!
i am sooper fad: noooo
courtjester5000: Are you a butter face?
i am sooper fad: no im a doll face...
courtjester5000: Describe your butter face to me.
i am sooper fad: IM PRETTIER THAN U
courtjester5000: Dolls love butter.
i am sooper fad: no they dont
i am sooper fad: the only thing i luv is theo
courtjester5000: Put your Barbie in some peanut butter and see if she don't love it.
i am sooper fad: shush
i am sooper fad: well i dnt hav barbies
courtjester5000: What do you play with then?
i am sooper fad: i play with theo
courtjester5000: What games do you play with Theo?
i am sooper fad: what do u mean
courtjester5000: Tell me the most secret game you've ever played with Theo.
i am sooper fad: like what game? name some...
courtjester5000: Fine, just tell me a secret.
i am sooper fad: i think theo is uber sexy and i think u have a messed up mind
i am sooper fad: theres my secrets
courtjester5000: Theo is mine, girl.
i am sooper fad: i thought u were homophobic? ur a homo urself man
courtjester5000: Oops, I take Theo back.
courtjester5000: No homo.
i am sooper fad: u messed up mother f***er
courtjester5000: I am having tech***al difficulties mother fucker.
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