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If you don’t keep the dead dogs in the freezer, Doctor Snuggles will devour all the dogs in one sitting. He's a huge pig. Aren’t you my little pig?

The Foul-Tempered Oboe: Quicker to anger than the clavier, will just as soon stab you with a double-reed as look at you.

When you're giving CPR and their mouth is stuck petrified in an O-shape, so when you blow it makes them whistle.

You're always freelancing from home, which means your cat has to watch you and dart away when you notice. So there goes her whole day.

If I host, the "In Memorium" segment could do away with the typical photos and video clips, and summon the deceased spirits on stage.

Unfortunately, as you know, I want to rub my penis on everything in sight. I'm like 85% of men in show business: I'm a monster.

Visual Processing (1/20th of a Second): Jeff Bezos will register a piece of visual information, sending it up the ocular pathway to the brain.

“If you could clear out all the space in your mind, you’d have a doorway.” Enter the airing of grievances!

The Donner Party was a journey unlike any other in history. The best part is, they did the whole thing without fake crying or vlogging once.

Research the Community Parking Regulations: Beverly Hightower, the girl you’ve been in love with since sophomore year, is sitting on your train.

Oh, this is one of our newest and my personal favorite lines: rings made from melted-down scooter wheels

I don’t have to worry about sun protection because we are not even sure the sun exists anymore.