Praise Be to Bullseye for This Bountiful Target Fall Home Décor Collection
We revere his gracious power and salute the Bull Terriers before who’ve portrayed his likeness.
Tag: Satire
Your Password Isn’t Good Enough to Create an Account, Dumbass
No capital letters? Might as well post your Social Security number.
If This Van’s a Rockin’, Then Don’t Come a Bothering Me While I Try to Fuck This Van
I’m a lover, but that doesn't mean I don’t have boundaries. So I set in place this one simple rule to make sure no one is allowed to disturb me.
Oh No, My Family Has a 38 Percent on Rotten Tomatoes!
How did my family careen off into straight-to-video action movie territory?
Condolences from the AI Software That’s Taking Your Job
I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.
At This Year’s Fall Harvest Festival, We Have Replaced the Corn Maze with You Getting Lost in Your Phone
We've accepted the fact that the Corn Maze could no longer compete with technology's draw to hook you to the point that you lose all sense of time.
Threateningly Is a Messaging-Optimization Program That Gets Results
Well, who's got two bruised fists and thumbs and is offering you their services? That's right—me.
Are Your Child’s Creepy Drawings Mediocre? Try Our “Kid in a Scary Movie” Art Class!
We will cover all the fundamentals, from color and composition to bloodstain patterns and anatomy.
We’re Going to Begin Boarding Your Flight in the Following Order
Families traveling with children can begin boarding, at this time. Is anyone here thinking of having children? You, too, are welcome to line up.
Now That I’ve Ascended to the Royal Throne, It’s Time We Got Back to Cutting Motherfuckers’ Heads Off
We’re living in a day and age where kids think they can trash talk a member of the Royal Family on Fortnite.
I’m a Cenobite with a Puzzle Box That’s Way Too Hard to Solve
The goal is to attract deranged perverts and I just thought that maybe I could attract a higher class of horny weirdos, someone I could vibe with.
I Can’t Believe It’s Already October, Despite Time Being a Fixed Human Construct
It absolutely snuck up on me, even though I’m 32 years old and have lived in the tri-state area my entire life.