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Pour the wine, light the fire/Girl your wish is my command* *Theirs is an equal exchange of pleasure, because it's about consent!

9:00 pm: Apply to 27 jobs for fun (your therapist told you that “hobbies are healthy”) and get them all.

A lot of people will call into question whether or not attacking robots in a theme restaurant can be considered a sport.

Is there a Supreme Court bowling team called “Divided Court-United Ballers?” If not, why?

Hamlet: Literally The Lion King without any of the lions, any of Africa, any majestic rock, or any Nathan Lane.

I’m worried about the young white boy who watches this movie and doesn’t realize there’s pleasure in riding a helicopter that doesn’t entail gunfire.

And on that farm he had an FBI raid, mostly lawyers and tech nerds obsessing over Lloyd’s wind-powered mining ingenuity.

While I regret the damage to property, any who were there in person must have been moved by the shower of sparks emitted by that antique amplifier.

Let’s just relax and not keep score except in a silent and secretive manner that I will only publicize if I happen to be in the lead at hole 17.

A light dusting of cinnamon: This makes the coffee kind of taste like cinnamon, but just a little bit.

You ran a marathon? Impressive! How was it? I bet. The first five are always the hardest, then you move on to Ironmans.

SMÉAGOL: At least give me a chance. I mean, have you even listened to my podcast? My Preciouses?