How to Tour LA like a Person Who Lives in LA
Eastsiders recommend the taco place with a questionable sanitation rating but amazing salsas. Westsiders recommend, “I guess, Sugarfish again?”
Tag: Restaurants
It’s Time to End Unemployment Benefits and Put In an Honest Day’s Work at the Rainforest Cafe
Think of all the times you said, "I wish I could provide for my family by working somewhere that played realistic thunderstorm sound effects every 17 minutes."
List: Ideas for Sides at Restaurants That Are More Satisfying Than Bags of Chips
A Phone Charger: “Nourish thine phone and ye shall nourish thine soul.” Neitzsche said that.
New Restaurants You May or May Not Want to Try Post-Pandemic
At this annoying cafe every day is your birthday. Imagine singing waiters serving every course to the tune of “Happy Birthday” at full volume.
All of the Most Common Vegetarian Menu Items, Ranked
When you request to have the meat removed, they’ll still charge you full price so at least your bank account feels like you’re eating a real meal.
If You Don’t Mind Signing This Disclaimer Before You Enjoy That Raw Meat Sandwich
We at Fatty Matty’s Quakin’ Baconz do not assume liability for any health complications and/or death that may arise from the "DOIN’ IT RAW" special.
Quiz: Subway Restaurant or Subway Transportation?
There is a half-eaten sub sandwich on the ground. It looks like it has been there for some time. / You're here because you wanted to go "green."
Quiz: The McRib Sandwich or My Absent Father?
Very hard to get a hold of. / Rarely available but never disappears forever. / Covered in BBQ sauce.
Side Pickle Is a Gift from God
No matter how many side pickles one has in their lifetime, each new side pickle feels like the first.
I’m a Newspaper and I’m Loving My Side Hustle as the Food Presentation Wrap Paper in a Trendy Restaurant
Who else is willing to be drenched by the grease of your chicken a la finger basket? Let’s see Facebook try and do that.
Nick Carraway’s Summer in Margaritaville
All of West Tampa’s aristocrats, from Hulk Hogan to the purveyor of Oxyclean, would cavort around his twirling menagerie of slushie machines.
How to Make a Drive-Thru Interaction Incredibly Awkward
Someone of your social ineptitude fears any conflict, meaning you should absolutely feel nervous about upsetting a bored stranger you can't even see.