Quiz: Are You in Love with Your Barista?
Is it time to overthrow the self-doubt that has plagued your absurd, tender heart for all these months? Subtract eight points if your heart is neither tender nor absurd.
Tag: Restaurants
I Am Tired of the Entertainment Industry Being Populated Exclusively by Beppo Babies (People Who Grew up Eating at the Italian Chain Restaurant Buca Di Beppo)
Some people don't seem to understand how being a Beppo baby is such a big advantage in the industry.
Key Takeaways from the Burger Slut Annual Marketing Review
While threats from Panini Whore and other provocatively-named franchises in the region are growing, the Burger Slut position remains strong.
I’m the Check, and Before You Split Me Thirty-Seven Ways, Can I Please Just Say This One Thing?
Then I guess you'll either frame me or paste me into a scrapbook or something. Either way, I'm just excited to begin the next phase of my journey.
Attention, Diners! I Am Going to Eat the Rest of This Sandwich
And whose hand is this? Do we know whose hand is attached to this abandoned sandwich?
The Restaurant Website That Makes It Impossible to Find Its Menu
Our menu? Menu…. Oh, the "menu"! Yes, sorry, didn’t follow what you meant at first. We can’t remember the last time someone actually asked for that.
For God’s Sake! Why Are You All Still Ordering Our Spiciest Wings That Have Put 27 in Comas?!
We are strongly discouraging any food vloggers, frat bros, or any self-proclaimed "spice fiends" from coming to Tony’s Tavern (off I-85, exit 17).
Inspiring Adages Reimagined by a 36-Year-Old Writer-Slash-Server
When God closes a door, he opens a window. Because you will never, and I mean never, have central air conditioning.
“Be Careful, the Plate Is Hot” and Other Honest Pointers from Your Server
"Be hip to the fact that your mains won’t be served at the same time. Of course, they could be, but they won’t be."
Remembering Scrimby’s, the 90s’ Greatest Fast Food Chain
They found their secret sauce in nature, and they always said they would have to close up shop once the cave they mined it out of dried up.
A Guide to Tipping (If Your Young Child Has Chosen to Declare Himself the Table King)
28.5%: Waitstaff pleased the King by referring to him only as "my lord" or "my goodly liege."
We Are a Fancy Restaurant, and We Are About to Dim the Lights
Darkness provides ambiance. Your food will look mysterious. Changing burned-out lightbulbs is a chore we just don’t want to do.