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New reservations are released four times a year at 2:01 AM on the Winter Solstice, the Summer Solstice, the Spring Equinox, and Armistice Day.

I also thought this was a temp gig until the pandemic was over. Or, well, over enough now, I guess?

You’re here to risk it all on totally digital experiences without a shred of realistic worth, and I’m talking about shrimp.

You still haven’t confirmed, but you also haven’t canceled. Just a heads up, the uncertainty is kind of messing with some people here.

We’ve also shitloaded that thing with, like, 17 green olives from the most overpriced gourmet grocery store we could find.

It had just recently opened the moment I turned the corner, as I have no object permanence.

Having never been to a mandatory restaurant before, I wasn’t sure what to expect, but Marshall-Chase-Spiderman-Sit-Down-Now was delightful!

The restaurant would tell you that a lot of my experiences were colored by my sloth, but I disagree. This could happen to anyone, even the slothless.

If you find yourself eating our classic pot roast and one of our comfortable and sturdy chairs flies by your head, please do not be alarmed.

Winkler Field in Saratoga: I’m sorry I repeatedly yelled, “I want that kid checked for steroids, he’s a steroid junkie” after a player hit a double.

Some things just can’t be fixed with free waffle fries.

You only made $200 this week, yet you STILL let your friends drag you here?