I’m Concerned My Cult Isn’t Sacrificing Enough Virgins
None of my fellow parishioners have invited me to partake in a communal sexual ritual to awaken the dead, or place a hex on targeted politicians.
None of my fellow parishioners have invited me to partake in a communal sexual ritual to awaken the dead, or place a hex on targeted politicians.
Profitability - Market confidence in any sort of synthesized life forms has been steadily declining since the 70s.
“Sufganiyot” might be a traditional treat, but it’s hard to pronounce, and makes you seem like you’re plotting an overthrow of American jelly donuts.
Once again it is that time of year when the hosts of Solvil go absolutely crazy. Everyone has that time of year where they just lose control!
What’s that word? Apathy? I was apathy, bro. No, wait, empathy. I was empathy. My bad ha!
Find a project, be passionate about it, let it consume you until you have no time or energy for sex with your wife.
It rains all the time and sometimes floods, but it’s never awful, so it wouldn’t surprise me if our Heavenly Father said this purely to make a fuss.
The following program is in a 24-hour feed from the woods behind a dormitory and is rated "NC" for nest cam.
Halfway down the stairs, the humming stops, but you hear a choir of singing voices instead. “Mom?”
Fake News say it bad thing that me want Bavaria to be good neighbor of Transylvania. Say Dracula sadistic bloodsucking despot.
4. To fund this web series and convince your friends that this project is worth creating, adapt the web series into a musical for the stage.
If your apology statement ends with a pastry recipe, please expect an automatic rejection. Do not include a recipe for pizza dough cinnamon rolls.