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The first step, of course, is to avoid mirrors. This is essential if you are to eliminate the risk of looking yourself in the eye.

Don’t worry, Big Man, we’ll figure this out. (By the way, You really should come downstairs to level 5 to get a cupcake!)

As Acai City’s newest hero, Millennial Girl is committed to protecting and serving all citizens born between 1981 and 1998.

Is there a Supreme Court bowling team called “Divided Court-United Ballers?” If not, why?

Candidate: (unintelligible) Translation: Probably a profession of love for taco bowls?

Keep in mind: we have a "zero-tolerance policy" on tardiness!

Great Awakening Soufflé: Stir pent-up resentment amongst white Americans (preferably men, but women are an adequate substitute).

While a Nathan Hale could die but once, I, Wayne LaPierre, must oversee a daily sacrifice nearly five score that many Americans from gun violence.

One time I was forced to watch my snail body get boiled, made into a ceviche soup, and served to a family of blondes on their backyard tennis court.

The man you know as "Mike Pence" doesn’t actually exist. I'm just a guy who never got tagged out of an improv scene from 1979.

The President shall enjoy full immunity while patting his head and rubbing his stomach at the same time.

"The Brexit": The UK is on a train about to crash. Unfortunately, they were on a safe track and decided to pull the switch to crash themselves.