The crumbs on my face, the milk mustache, the hand entirely within the cookie jar—these are all circumstantial and prove nothing. NO COOKIE!
Hannah Kane Portland, OR
Hannah Kane is a comedy writer based in Portland, OR. She has studied with The Second City, and has written for The Belladonna, Slackjaw, and Robot Butt, as well as in her own journal. She attended Space Camp as an adult.