So You’re Dating a MILF
Six things you need to know about MILFs before making one your girlfriend, you curious and/or loveable and/or perverted manwhore, you.
Tag: Parents
Mom, Dad, I’m Going into Porn
If you will permit me, I have some fantastic news to share with you all: I have decided to pursue adult film acting. I’m going to be a porn star!
Mommy, When I Grow Up I Want to be a Slut
In college, inner beauty clearly has as much use as a book on how to read, at least as far as getting laid goes. Enter the slut theory.
Hollywood’s Creepiest Fathers
Creepy fathers are the most fashionable Hollywood trend since Columbian coke! Here's a look at violators Billy Ray Cyrus, Joe Simpson, and Hulk Hogan.
Parental Moving Humiliation
What could be so terrifying about taking every single item you own and packing it in your mother-in-law's box? Wait, that came out wrong.
Parental Dining Humiliation
Restaurants: the one place your parents know they can keep you captive and torture you to death with social embarassment.
Parental Computing Aggravation
Now that you're a big shot with a college degree, your parents won't think twice about coming to you with their computer problems.
Look at My Hawaiian Shirt!
It's so cheap, yet so unbelievably sweet! This thing is definitely gonna score me some hot ladies tonight. Nothing says laidback like the Hawaiian!
It Was a Pleasure Beating You
His father was a hardnosed man. He was also hard-bodied, hardheaded, hardworking and a touch hard of hearing. The last one was the most dangerous.
Spring Break with Your Parents
It's the one week associated with everything debaucherous and you're stuck at home. Oh sure, it has its upsides...for about 12 hours.
Quintuplets: The Worst TV Show Ever…EVER!
FOX Network, you've done it again. Just when we thought programming was at its worst, you've hit us with a new disgrace: Quintuplets.
How to Email Your College Professor
A professor at Emory University shares an inside look at what professors are really thinking when they read your dumbass emails.