Murder

Tag: Murder

Do you want to wear a neck brace every day for the rest of your life? My wife filed for divorce because she couldn’t stand to be seen with me.

I urgently need your help after my latest extravagant shindig has left my estate in shambles. Look here, old sports.

Episode 2: After further inquiry we’ve learned that Quentin McCasey is part of an avid subculture of "Indoor Bird Watchers."

I’m on thin ice with my manager, Trayson, and I can't afford another marinara mishap. Please, my job is on the line here.

I think about how life could have been easier if I’d just stayed the course and resisted certain… urges.

If we look back to the mistakes, the failures, the death mask grimaces of the asphyxiated faces we’ve left behind, then we’ll never move on.

Some of us are in it for the monk-ing and not the "reluctantly helping to investigate a crime despite the suspicion it draws upon themselves"-ing.

I appreciate the new possibilities social media has created, but I worry about what they’re missing out on.

Ma, you hear that? The boys say hi. They're blowing kisses too. Joe "Ice Pick" Angelini says thank you for the chicken cacciatore.

Wait, no, maybe it was his wife who killed his business partner? I don’t know-- someone died, is the gist of it.

I will not condemn this man to death until this jury promises to come see my band this weekend.

- He’s been trying out different mating calls. - You’ve caught him googling “Brown Booby,” “Great Tit,” and “Cock-of-the-Rock.”