I Took Penn & Teller’s Master Class on Magic and Now I’m on Death Row
But I had only completed five of the classes when they arrested me for sawing my roommate in half. I shouldn’t have tried such an advanced trick.
But I had only completed five of the classes when they arrested me for sawing my roommate in half. I shouldn’t have tried such an advanced trick.
I only hope that our political prisoners will love the movie as much as LeBron loves the money he'll get from it.
Hey now. Don’t give me that look. We’re still a team, fellas. I’m a valued member of this crew, just as important as everybody else.
I only had one thing a female jail junkie would want: A bobby pin. Tiffany’s eyes widened with excitement and offered food.
Your war gets into Yale, just like its father, grandfather, and great-grandfather. Your war is a C student, just like its father.
I’m not asking you to think about “scientific evidence” or “UN sanctions.” I’m asking you to incarcerate this child with your heart, like an American.
13. The Kid That Pretended Fun Dip Was Cocaine Arrest Record: Oh, definitely real cocaine Common Names: Skyler, Dana, Jonah
As you point at Michael, his eyes won't stray from yours, but everyone on that jury will take note of the way you're dressed.
Three examples of how self-imposed labels have personally defined my experiences abroad, from utterly tame to absolutely insane.
Jared can come to the gym if he's supervised by an adult, but otherwise, all that big, heavy machinery makes it too scary of a place for a fella like Jared.