Other Things Jared Kushner Looks Too Young For
Jared can come to the gym if he's supervised by an adult, but otherwise, all that big, heavy machinery makes it too scary of a place for a fella like Jared.
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My Illustrious Time in a Maximum Security Prison (Thus Far)
In just three days in prison I've learned so much, made and lost friends, gained literal and emotional scars, and grown as a person. These next 728 days should be a breeze.
A Brief History of Phenomenally Unsuccessful Prison Gangs
Prevailing wisdom holds that joining a gang will provide protection to an inmate. But not always. This list offers an insight into the failures of incarcerated organized crime.
The Only Letter I’ve Ever Received from an Inmate
Last summer I got the strangest letter in the mail, on my birthday. The letter was from an "Inmate of Broward Correctional Facility."
Capital Punishment Network Investment Opportunity
At CPN, we wish to broadcast the death penalty on television, not to deter crime (it's been proven that the death penalty has almost no effect on crime rates), but to provide the highest quality entertainment for our viewers. Now is your chance to get in
Saddam & Martha: Penitentiary Pals
The recently de-classified, scintillating correspondence between two desperate and impassioned prisoners. Yes, you can cook with Vaseline.
The Beginner’s Guide to Jail
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!