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Summer means two things: getting a job and drinking. Not necessarily in that order, but always with adventures involving both.

What a better year 2005 might be if only you could stop listening to Dashboard and John Mayer and save all your pseudo-whipped friends.

Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.

Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?

The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.

Merry Christmas everyone! I love you. (A special holiday greeting from Project Goodyer)

#16: Don't watch The Notebook. I mean sure, it might help you get the girl, but even you have to draw the line somewhere.

New Year's Revolutions

The toughest, most complicated holiday of the year exemplifies the emotional dichotomy between men and women. Solutions anyone?