A great man once said, "A man is only as poor as his character." And when I say that was a great man, I'm lying. When it comes to personal finances, inspirational quotes are only worth 98 cents.
How many times has this happened to you? A woman eyes you seductively, drinking a glass of milk while purposely letting some spill down her neck and onto her breasts. Never? Read on.
There are three different kinds of reactions I get when telling people about my "condition": the asshole response, the smartass response, and the overly helpful propoganda.
Witchery isn't all cauldrons, eye of newt, and lesbians on Buffy. Here is my list of male witches (warlocks, sorcerers and assorted necromancers) who put the "ab" in "abracadabra."
Women have always wielded a magical power over men that can bring us to our knees, even though they often cast those spells while on theirs. Here are the hottest witches.
If you like reading really long formulaic mediocre online comedy, dig in to this article. Or skip to the end, where you can star in an improv comedy jam in the comments!
Here now, I lend to you the paramount guide to action movie conception consumption, a "chamber of secrets" if you will, the skeleton key to what makes action movies great.
Pro tips for becoming a better binge drinker, disregarding the advice of others, and mastering the art of elevating your blood alcohol content. You're on your way to getting super drunk again!
You've just eaten an entire bag of Doritos out of self-pity while touching yourself in a naughty place and crying for the LAST TIME, because this guide is all about discovering the COOL YOU.
Since I am a de facto dude, and since Chuck Norris is a first-ballot dude Hall-of-Famer, I'm going to explore the future of Chuck Norris statements of superhumanity.
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.
The numerous techniques in today's pornography and how they're making us cold towards the act, making it mechanical, taking out the feeling, treating the vagina like a well-oiled plastic bag with legs.