3 Retro Cartoons That Deserve a Reboot (And 3 That Don’t)
The financial success of the Transformers films has proven that rebooting retro cartoons can be big, big business. Here are 3 more cartoons due for a comeback.
Tag: Guides
Four Things You Learn as a College Procrastinator
I was a world heavyweight champ two semesters running for procrastination. If procrastinators are uniting tomorrow, I'm showing up next week.
So You’re About to See Someone Get Stabbed
In the unlikely but entirely plausible event that you’re about to witness a possible murder go down like Chinatown, here are three important things to remember.
How Guys Flirt with Girls on Social Media
A man's guide to navigating the murky waters of liking, poking, chatting, texting, calling, and friending in order to procure a non-random second interaction.
6 Video Games So Bad You Have to Play Them Once
The following are some of the most worthless video games ever, and yet some our most priceless, hilarious artifacts of failure. Play them for their terrible qualities.
Why You’re Never Actually Going to Go to the Gym Tomorrow
Maybe it's my generation's need to always be entertained, or maybe lifting a heavy metal bar up and down just isn't my idea of fun. Either way, I'm on a gymless streak.
The 5 Stages of Going Home for Thanksgiving
If you're in the same sinking ship I like to call the "S.S. Thanksgiving Return," then here are the five stages you'll probably endure on your way to the gravy boat.
Five Alternatives to Microwaving Your Thanksgiving Turkey
Unfortunately, you can't microwave a turkey. It just won't fit! So here are your options for preparing the most important piece of your holiday puzzle.
What the 25 Most Popular Films of 2013 Taught Us
Unlikely 2013 movie lessons about life, love, and how to correctly dispose of a genocidal alien military leader who has just escaped the phantom zone.
The 10 Rules to Successfully Cheating on Your Girlfriend
You're not really a cheater, you just have too much sex to give. Here are the tools you need for getting some on the side, without your girlfriend finding out.
Four Simple Tests for Assessing Your Life Skills
The following questions, grouped into your four life stages, will serve as an accurate means of assessing the growth of your developmental common sense. Probably.
Speed Dating: The Fast Track to Disappointment
At 30, single, tired of the vapidity of most day-to-day women, being an intellectual who smokes pipes, I reluctantly accepted a friend’s suggestion to try speed-dating.