Ghosts

Tag: Ghosts

Funeral guests will be in mourning garb, as will most of the paranormal experience attendees, so you will need to confirm the purpose of the visit.

This idea is foolproof as long as a group of sleuthing teenagers and their crime-solving dog don’t get in my way.

If you say something like, "Oh, you mean, Casper like the ghost?” I will not return your giggle.

I’d like to say I understand your pain, but how could I? The only terror I’ve experienced is watching everyone I ever loved die.

I’m going to call for an exorcist soon, and it just won’t do for her to be in her typical house-wear of leggings and a cozy sweater when he arrives.

I’m dead (claw machine accident, I’m sure it was in the papers) and now that I’ve spent enough time floating around, I’m ready to respond.

Commercialize your downtime! Not needing to sleep is a HUGE advantage for you.

I think about the cold draft that likely billows through her hallways at night as I sit in this suffocating summer heat.

I'm a haunting and possessions professional with more than 125 years of experience facilitating jump scares, fever dreams, and thumps in the night.

Why does Pac-Man have to eat us? We’re starting to doubt the “we’re a family” ethos he’s always mentioning while he races after us, lips flapping.

And your little ghost friends? They can’t spend the night. All of you swirling around in a big circle above the roof.

So, I mean, you wouldn’t ask me to go in there and risk an encounter with ghosts, would you? I could just give you a free upgrade to large.