I’m a Ghost Applying to Your Recently Posted Haunting Position
I'm a haunting and possessions professional with more than 125 years of experience facilitating jump scares, fever dreams, and thumps in the night.
I'm a haunting and possessions professional with more than 125 years of experience facilitating jump scares, fever dreams, and thumps in the night.
Why does Pac-Man have to eat us? We’re starting to doubt the “we’re a family” ethos he’s always mentioning while he races after us, lips flapping.
And your little ghost friends? They can’t spend the night. All of you swirling around in a big circle above the roof.
So, I mean, you wouldn’t ask me to go in there and risk an encounter with ghosts, would you? I could just give you a free upgrade to large.
Now when you pop your bones from their sockets so you can scuttle across the floor like a spider, you will be met with clapping instead of screaming.
That’s right, the book's value at auction is thirty dollars without the Babadook.
I would also like to offer to pay for the damages to the building from when I ripped a meat hook out of the ceiling and swung it around my head.
Goosebumps #11: The Currency Exchange For Monsters: Monsters Have Currency Exchanges, I Guess
For PE period, Mr. Smith will lead you in a round of mumblety peg, which he informs us has something to do with knife-throwing! Zany!
The blurry apparition behind me in the last shot is definitely not the ghost of my great x 10 grandfather, just a smudge on my camera.
Did Grandpa really like me the most out of all the grandchildren, and even more than some of his own kids?
The customer is always right, unless they contradict an utterance bequeathed by the orbs.