Announcing the Death of Larry Smith, Beloved Dentist, Community Member, Lawn Mower Thief
Larry took long walks where he bore a smug, knowing smile as he passed this editor’s house and looked upon the decrepit, unkempt lawn.
Larry took long walks where he bore a smug, knowing smile as he passed this editor’s house and looked upon the decrepit, unkempt lawn.
We’ll enforce basic duel-to-death etiquette, which basically seems to mean making sure one party dies (Hamilton is available on Disney+, by the way).
Here’s a thought: My body could be cut up into little chunks the size of cocktail wieners and doled out to a number of sciences.
I tried hiring dog walkers, but I was banned from all those apps because my dog became infamous for always turning up a corpse or two.
Miss Manners will endeavor to offer advice which she hopes will help you be the perfect guest at your knife fight, and as well as keep you alive.
I would pet little dogs, big dogs, toy dogs, and dogs that don’t even look like dogs. Boring dogs. Cool dogs. Hot dogs. All the dogs.
During my second dinner, Francis told me that we needed to “ration our food better.” I was so taken aback by this.
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I just get so nervous, so convinced that I'll reverse "beaten" and "bound," or forget to say "by the sword," and all the guys will laugh at me.
The act of searing the runestone to your forehead for eternity feels clunky compared to Duolingo’s smooth user interface.
They must be swimming in one of the Great Lakes. This guide does NOT apply to the lesser Finger Lakes.