Your Guide to Christmastime Love
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.
Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
Merry Christmas everyone! I love you. (A special holiday greeting from Project Goodyer)
Christmas on the 28th of December
Merry St. Louis Cardinal Christmas
Once you reach a certain age, you find out the true meaning of Christmas... and how it's not all about you. Damn.
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