<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Holly Jolly Christmas</em> is a ploy by degenerates to get people drunk and taken advantage of. I mean, just look at the lyrics here:</p>
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about the Christmas song <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>The Little Drummer Boy</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
<p>After a few years of listening to this thing over and over again, I have come to some conclusions about Christmas song <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em>. And I know you'll be surprised to hear this, but I believe that <em>Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer</em> is a bullshit story. Let's look at the lyrics shall we?</p>
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When your holidays start to feel like a cruel joke, there's not much you can do besides laugh at Chevy Chase's witty charm.
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All the hype, all the songs, all the shopping, and suddenly everything's over. Now it's time to cleanup the mess.
Straight from the set of the Home Improvement comes an annoying gift for all the people you hate: the Tim Allen box set.