My 5 Favorite Things About Christmas
The party platter of awesomeness that makes Christmas the coolest holiday is a combination of family, football, friends, liquor and gifts.
The party platter of awesomeness that makes Christmas the coolest holiday is a combination of family, football, friends, liquor and gifts.
Nate hands out gifts to everyone from sports fans to crack-whores. It may not be what you asked for, but it's probably just what you need.
All the hype, all the songs, all the shopping, and suddenly everything's over. Now it's time to cleanup the mess.
Straight from the set of the Home Improvement comes an annoying gift for all the people you hate: the Tim Allen box set.
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
The days leading up to the 25th provide an eclectic mix of Christmas music and Marilyn Manson's latest hit: "I want to cut off your skin and wear it like a jacket."
Your Christmas might vary between the type of family and amount of unconsciousness, but it probably doesn't get any less depressing.
Everyone's Christmas break always starts the same, but rarely does it end up this bad. Unless your family's borderline crazy too.
Your true love sent you what? Ten lords a-leaping? You've got to be kidding. What's next, French hens and pipers piping?? ...Seriously?
The wise men might not have approved of a Red Ryder BB gun, but they certainly would have endorsed Jesus vs. Santa on pay-per-view.
Merry Christmas everyone! I love you. (A special holiday greeting from Project Goodyer)