Cave Notices
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Socrates Says for Everyone to Get Back Into the Cave
We ask that all freed prisoners make their way back to the entrance of the Cave in an efficient, but respectful manner.
A Caveman Worries About Too Much Flame Time
Me say in day, “Only small fire this night. No add ‘one more wood.’” But me keep stare and stare and no sleep.
Vanity Fair Administers the Proust Questionnaire to a Person Who’s Been Trapped Inside a Cave for 40 Days
The most important qualities a man can have are leadership, integrity, and enough forearm strength to pull himself over an 8-foot ledge.
Ooga’s Dinner Party Tips for the Busy Cavemaker
Don’t invite Glug if you are having his former mate Praki who dumped him for that Neanderthal with the wheel.