The First 100 Days of Trump
Day 33: Trump announces the appointment of his boyhood idol as Treasury Secretary. Scrooge McDuck is approved by a Republican congress the next day.
Tag: America
‘Twas the Night Before Inauguration
The coffers were hung by Big Business with care, in hopes that St. Donald Trump soon would be there.
I Guess I’m Going to the Inauguration By Myself Again This Year
Asking a girl to the inauguration is a rite of passage for teens, but everybody says they're going "as a group" this year, and I can't find a stupid date.
The Pros and Cons of Each Generation from 1900-2200
Every generation has their ups and downs, but each possess some rather noteworthy attributes all their own.
The Founding Fathers on Donald Trump
In a PIC exclusive heavenly interview, the Founding Fathers react to Donald Trump's rise to the White House.
7 New Year’s Resolutions Guaranteed to Protect and Defend “The American Way”
To me, Buck Crimshaw, your friend and trusted ally in the fight to right this damn ship we call the U.S.S. United States of America, it’s all about looking forward.
Exclusive Tell-All Interview with 2016
We sat down with 2016 for a frank, one-on-one discussion on everything from Harambe to Trump to gay rights.
I Am a Giant Asteroid Heading Towards Earth After the Horror Show That Was 2016: Ask Me Anything!
Soon I'll be eliminating all life on Earth, and there's nothing I can do to change course unfortunately. Any questions?
6 Tips as You Prepare to Die on Your Next American Train Ride
Advice for easing your transition into death after choosing this dark, moody, and occasionally cost-effective alternative transportation.
Time is Running Out for Obama to Implement Sharia Law
Constitutional scholars are already working to find loopholes so President Trump can reverse all impending evil jihadist programs.
12 Ways to Talk Your Mom Down From the Ledge When the Hottest President Ever Leaves Office
I don't know about you guys, but my mom is heartbroken over this hottie's departure. Here's how to help mothers everywhere deal.
7 Incredible But True Dog Facts That Won’t Save You From the Completely Unforeseeable Collapse of the Coal Industry in the US
Incredible but surprisingly true dog facts that will in no way whatsoever save you from the fallout of the coal mine closing in your community.