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Procrastination: it's what you're best at and it's why this year's Spring Break will suck worse than last year's if you don't give it some thought.
A lot of Valentine's Day commentary is cynical...and for good reason. All the couples are too busy having sex.
Valentine's Day is the one day of the year where couples come together to make single people feel like shit. No other day that so clearly separates the winners from the losers.
Dropping the freshman 15 (or the sophomore 45) won't be easy, but at least it will keep you off drugs. Except for that silly protein powder.
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
I was thinking if I put Ritalin in my coffee the effects will negate each other. My friend told me I should just stick to decaf and placebos.
Riding the bus is never a 'pleasant' or 'punctual' experience. But Mr. Driver, please, stop lowering the handicap ramp for fun.
I have it on good authority that university students, on average, spend 70% of their disposable income on drugs and alcohol.
College students live for the weekend. The entire week is spent talking about how great this weekend is going to be, because somebody's having a wicked house party.
Procrastination is an artform. An artform that by nature, will never be explained on paper. That's why there's the Internet.
If there's one thing worse than seeing somebody you know and not remembering their name, it's seeing somebody you think you know and mistaking them for someone else.
Laws of Nature You Don't Learn in School: The weather on Halloween is inversely proportional to the appropriateness of your costume.