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Spring Break is not without its share of problems and idiosyncrasies. So wherever you go on your time off, try to enjoy yourselves. It's the last bit of fun you'll ever have.
Put your party hats on, it's time to explore everything besides alcohol that make a birthday memorable, starting with the 'In Da Club Remix.'
Building names, textbook price fever, roommate whining and early classes. Not to mention grammatical errors. Everyone's guilty here.
How do you spend those 30 minute downtimes in between classes? Common answers include napping, reading, shoplifting and masturbating.
Have you ever wondered why everything is always dirty and everyone is always sick? Don't worry, there's nothing you can do about it.
If dorm room assignments are done randomly, how come there are some quiet floors, some party floors, some slutty floors, some dork floors, and some jock floors...
This is the time of year when people have to decide where and with whom they will live next year. Turns out nothing tears friends apart faster than housing arrangements.
The semester's almost over, and all I can say is: What the hell happened? Did I blink and miss it? I've never seen time pass this quickly.
December can be an awfully lonely month if you don't find someone to share all the mushy holiday moments with. Step one, learn to cook.
Quick Note to People Wearing Santa Hats in Public: You're not fooling anybody. We know you're not really Santa. And you look like idiots.
My way of saying "I'm sorry" while immolating myself in my own funeral pyre. Also, some random thoughts about nomenclature and Santa Claus.
Not since Saved by the Bell and AC Slater has the subject of jocks seen so much attention. Even the mathletes get their two seconds.