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You know THAT GIRL. In fact, you probably know all ten sizes, shapes, and types of her. And you wonder if she'll ever learn...
It's okay to be obsessed, as long as you can come face to Facebook with your addiction. Now poke around this handbook a little.
Ten reasons why you should mark JD Rebello at the next election. Guaranteed to either secure your vote or elicit your opinion!
A rundown on TO hype, a new kind of halftime disaster, the potential for rioting, and a lop-sided victory already in the works.
If today's adolescents continue heading down the path of any of the four stereotypes covered here, it's safe to assume we're all screwed.
2-20-05 It's the pinnacle of change. The ultimate in transformation of identity. No, not a sex change silly, a new screen name!
With A-Rod under the Yankee's belt, there is renewed inspiration to hate on the most already-hated-on fans in the country.
Research shows more orgasms per week equals lower mortality. So, here's how to masturbate all day long: in class, at work, at home, etc.
Sharing Valentine's Day with yourself? Find out how deeply, and possibly pathetically, your singleness goes.
Just in time for Valentine's Day, it's the Cliff Notes for wooing your sweetheart into a dizzy love trance. (Barry White CD not included.)
New Year's resolutions for the sinfully cynical. 2004 might suck, but Justin has some surefire ways to make it at least marginally palatable.
John Cougar Mellencamp has a new video with a message: embrace your fellow midgets. If you can stoop that low without laughing.