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A dueling of half-wits commences as humorist faces 'responsible' journalist. You decide which one to take more seriously.
A year-by-year recap of the mind-blowing events and circumstances that shaped the life you now know as 'Casual Misanthropy.'
Get pregnant if you must, but don't rule out abortion until you've developed a strong backhand. Kids these days can really play ball.
If EA Sports continues making new football video games as hard as this one, you're gonna have to put your fingers through spring training.
Six reasons this year's Summer Olympics make you proud to change the channel. Give or take that underage fox, Carly Patterson.
Look ladies, we're sorry that you're dysfunctional, overweight crybabies with self-esteem issues. Let's see them tittays!
One fast food restaurant stands tall in the face of an industry rolling over for diet-crazed, fat-obsessed Americans. Think outside the bun.
Justin and special correspondent SmarterChild go on-site in Boston to juice up one of the most politically-correct pep rallies ever.
Predictions, analyses, and bitch slappings handed out for the upcoming NFL season, guided by classic quotes from the movie Old School.
When you have nothing to say, the best thing to talk about is what could have been. Take that, writer's block!
Why do a lot of guys have difficulty talking to girls? Take any one of the five major causes of brain shutdown including The Hot Girl Effect.
If you thought college was hard, wait until you graduate. Enjoy the experience before it's obvious you don't have any.