Humor Columns

YouTube: Punched in the Face

Time Magazine named you

Eager to take advantage of the burgeoning audience of cavemen lulled into a sports/meat hypnosis, advertisers spend even more on boobies.

Sometimes the estrogen builds and builds until it has nowhere to go but

You've heard all the rhetoric, taken P. Diddy's advice, and resigned yourself to a vote for Kerry, right? Now change your mind!

What kind of world doesn't let a man decimate punk kids who have it coming? Forget felony charges, give Cory Petero the game ball.

Two nostalgic sports movies, Sandlot and Rookie of the Year go head to head by comparison. ESPN Classic, meet Ebert and Roeper.

Yes, they still have awards even when TV is at its most pitiful. And Justin still has wild, often irrational opinions on who should win them.

If you're going to quote a movie, at least do it right. Keep it short, fresh, and be sure to pay the appropriate dues to the screenwriter.

Thanks to folks like Mel Gibson, we are reminded of important caveats to the First Amendment like,

Common sense and pronunciation lose all meaning when it comes to getting other people to identify you correctly.

Camera phones, flip phones, walkie talkie phones, AIM phones...is there any such thing as a regular WORKING phone anymore? 'Cause I'll buy it.

Are you immature? Can you embellish the truth and reference the 90's with ease? Then you're on the write track to college humor stardom.