As I pulled out my penis, now slick with semen and gritty with dirt, and cuddled up to my newly found girlfriend, I couldn't help but feel slightly silly for not thinking of necrophilia earlier.
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Kwanzaa: My Favorite Time of Year
Pine needles are dropping off trees, bags of used wrapping paper are collecting in various corners of various living rooms, television stations are airing their countdown Jamborees, yes, it can only mean one thing.
Kwanzaa is here. I can't tell you how much joy I get from exchanging the traditional Kwanzaa greeting:
"Happy Kwanzaa!"
Happy Tenth, Points in Case
It's hard to believe that PIC is turning 10 years old. Partially because that's an eternity in the comedy-website world (remember when fmylife.com was fresh and relevant?), but mostly because it seems like it's been much, much longer than that.
