Calvin Barrett
Sagamihara, Japan
I'm a ghost matchmaker, cereal guru, and a proponent of all things absurd. Originally from Utah, USA, but currently living in Japan, Calvin writes, thinks about what he's going to write, and screams internally when he's not writing. He only occassionally screams externally while writing.
Jokes
No, Slender James is my father. Please, call me Slim Jim.