This guy is just a no-talent hack, who tries to disguise his failings as a writer by doing a poorly-contrived Tucker impersonation. Perhaps there is some history here that I'm not aware of (I did a quick search of the forums, and found no response when searching for “gaudio”), but this horseshit tries too hard to be “edgy,” and instead comes off as horribly juvenile.
-Tucker Max Cock-Coaster, on tucker max's board
You know why I love my fans? Because they'll tell me when my shit sucks. They'll actually be intelligent, socially conscious people and tell me, “Hey Gaudio. You fucking sucked this week.” And I learn somthing.
Nobody puts out consistently great material, hell Hemingway even fucked up once…But the main problem is, that everything he sneezes onto paper you take and you accept it and you are like “yay yay tucker!” You're massively retarded and as original as a white wall. And I mean that in the plural sense, you goddamned little pawns.
My fans would kick your fuckin ass.
AND MY DAD WOULD KICK YOUR DAD'S FUCKING ASS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
METALLIC!