Dear Diary,

Today is my first entry.  I've decided to make this diary blog for two reasons: 

1) My body is changing into something I've never seen before.  It's getting whiter…uglier.  I need to document this for when the transformation is complete, scientists from the future will need to know what happened. 

2) I'm in love with a girl.  I've loved her for so long.  The thing is she has no idea I even exist.  But this blog is about to change that.  Her name is Jamey and I've enclosed a picture of her at the bottom of this posting.  The three guys she is with in the pic are her current boyfriends…the fucker on the far right is my brother Dwayne.   He believes he is a Cylon.  Doesn't matter…

They are all going to die.

 

For everyone reading this, stay tuned.  What you're about to read will be my journey…and it will no doubt change the way you feel not only about soulmates but change the way you feel about yourself…

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My love


And now a quick joke...

I wish more people were fluent in silence.