I often wind up having aim conversations that I think may be of some humor to an outsider. Congratulations, you're now an outsider. This probably won't be an overly regular thing, just a once in a while little treat.

inblack* (12:15:04 AM): they have this thing called operation gay domination
inblack (12:15:25 AM): where they try to seduce straight guys
inblack (12:15:32 AM): which hasn't gone very well
inblack (12:15:35 AM): but you never know
XavierChess (12:16:02 AM): i have something similar
XavierChess (12:16:08 AM): where i try to seduce lesbians
inblack (12:16:24 AM): yeah, but i bet it doesn't have a cute name
XavierChess (12:16:40 AM): no
XavierChess (12:16:49 AM): it has a rugged, almost manly sort of name
XavierChess (12:16:59 AM): operation impeach bush


nblack (12:34:49 AM): really? i'm pretty sure it was at least eighty percent sunshine and trust funds.
XavierChess (12:35:29 AM): yeah but that other 20 percent was harrowing pressure and insecurity
XavierChess (12:35:39 AM): mingled with a touch of intrigue and danger
XavierChess (12:35:49 AM): in a deadly yet alluring cocktail of mayhem
XavierChess (12:35:57 AM): besides
XavierChess (12:36:01 AM): it was all boys
XavierChess (12:36:05 AM): that's hardship enough
inblack (12:36:57 AM): well i'm glad you survived the ordeal. you should really get started on that memoir.
inblack (12:37:09 AM): chaper sixteen: shopping for some more polo shirts.
inblack (12:37:28 AM): chapter seventeen: coke lines off a urinal
inblack (12:37:38 AM): chapter eighteen: shopping for some more capris
XavierChess (12:37:47 AM): chapter nineteen: beaten and raped in alabama
XavierChess (12:38:13 AM): chapter 20: began going to S & M clubs hoping to recapture the experience
inblack (12:39:00 AM): it's going to be the most exciting part of your summer and you know it
inblack (12:39:10 AM): you'll come back to pomona and write all kind of essays about it
XavierChess (12:39:26 AM): they'll all start the same way
XavierChess (12:39:36 AM): “I have to write this standing….”
nblack (12:40:40 AM): you'll be the next david sedaris of rape

*Name altered to protect the nonblogger.

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