Before you stuff yourself silly, or after depending on when you read this, answer a few of my Weekly Questions.
1. What are you thankful for?
2A. A long time ago, a friend set me up with this girl. Everything was going great, until she asked to take a sip of my beer and then proceeded to throw my barley nectar on two guys. She wanted me to fight both of them to win her affection. I promptly left her and bought beers for the guys, then ditched the girl. A girl told me on a first date she planned on banging this guy, but he ended up high on PCP, punching a bouncer and getting arrested. What's your worst first date story? 2B. Call me a square, but I have no idea how you ingest PCP. Do you smoke it? Shoot it? Snort it? 2C. Have you ever heard a positive PCP story?
3. Obligatory Sex Question: I've been watched, thrown girls into walls (by accident) and laughed hard during a very sensitive moment (her orgasm, which I thought was fake). What's the most embarrassing thing to happen to you during sex?
Enjoy Thanksgiving everybody!!! I'm very thankful for all your ridiculous answers! You're the best!