But he does find the keyboard to be a nice place to nap.
My cat is no bigger than a dime.
But he is only a kitten.
My cat will probably never be bigger than a quarter.
Heads and tails included.
My cat is a monster.
Don't hate on a monsta.
More Humor
RSVP “No” from an 18th Century Stalker
Thank you kindly for what I assume is a forthcoming invitation to your Friday soiree. It is with deep apologies and sober regret, I must decline.
Undecidedly Middle Class
There's something I've been meaning to address:the American Public. I mean, whatta you have to do to get an audience around here, run for president?
Eschewing the Tip Drill
In lieu of tipping the bathroom attendant at a strip club, a lot of guys will choose to just NOT wash their hands. Not me.