Pickles
Andy: Whatcha eatin?<br />Nick: A pickle.<br />Andy: Why?<br />Nick:...Because pickles taste good?<br />Andy: I don't eat them.<br />Nick: And I care why?<br />Andy: Well, it's just... I think they look like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock. <br />Nick: ...<br />Andy: And I bet they feel like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock on your tongue, too.