Fox in Sox, Prince of Denmark
Fox in Sox, Prince of Denmark
Comedy Writing
Shards Are Fun!
Stephen: Imma go inside and watch Carlos Mencia. Nick: Carlos Mencia sucks Everybody: Yeah...
Hungover Poetica
Hungover Poetica
C’mon, Bet me on Football
C'mon, Bet me on Football
Take This Coupon, You Stupid Whore
Take This Coupon, You Stupid Whore
China Nukes Paris!
China Nukes Paris!
What You Don’t Know
What You Don't Know
Miracle Whip
Miracle Whip
Since It’s Almost Christmas, Darling…
Let’s hunt mice / with flyswatters / and squash their organs / with little butterknives. / Let’s drink / blackberry schnapps / and eat cold grass.
Your Mom: The Drinking Card Game
Your Mom: The Drinking Card Game
Pickles
Andy: Whatcha eatin?<br />Nick: A pickle.<br />Andy: Why?<br />Nick:...Because pickles taste good?<br />Andy: I don't eat them.<br />Nick: And I care why?<br />Andy: Well, it's just... I think they look like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock. <br />Nick: ...<br />Andy: And I bet they feel like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle cock on your tongue, too.
American Gratuity: 21 Things I’ve Learned in 21 Years
<p><strong>1<br /></strong>You have a better chance of being <br />the Antichrist<br />than you do of winning <br />the lottery.<br /><br /><strong>2<br /></strong>When you got nothing<br />left <br /><br />you still got <br />whiskeydick.<br /><br /><strong>3<br /></strong>Don't butter your poptarts<br />before they<br />toast!<br /><br /><strong>4