Dublin, CA

    I'm the guy right across the street wearing the "Honx if yous from the Bronx" t-shirt. Go to the window. Seriously. What have you got to lose? Just take a peak. It'll only take a second. There you go. No, over to the left. See me? I'm waving. No, over here. Up more. Right there.God, you're so gullible...

    Author: John Peugeot

    Heart Shards

    <div style="clear:both;"></div><p class="MsoNormal">This isn’t a romantic Missed Connection or anything. I’m just looking for the whereabouts of my dear, dear friend Bob Wienkle.<br /><o:p></o:p>Bob? Hey there, buddy. How are you? You well?

    • February 6, 2007

    Ugly Guy

    <div style="clear:both;"></div><p class="MsoNormal">All right Mr. Wexley, let’s just have a look at your resume here. Wow. This looks great. I see you worked with Eli in <i style="">Watches</i>. Wowsers. Impressive stuff. I’ve got to say, this is perfect. You’re <i style="">just</i> what we’re looking for. An exact fit. Now, I want to tell you a little bit about the role.

    • February 5, 2007

    Greetings, Your Honor

    <div style="clear:both;"></div><p class="MsoNormal">Hey, my name’s Christopher and yours was Marla. We met 3 days ago at John Barleycorn’s. You took me back to your place and I fucked you a couple times. We didn’t really hit it off, but the thing is, I left my watch (it was a gift from someone special). Maybe you can send it? </p> <p class="MsoNormal">I’ve got a P.O. Box: 3455. </p>

    • January 24, 2007

    Pre-Noon Drinking Missed Connections

    Jenny? Are you reading these things? I bet you are. God, you’re so pathetic. Fucking whore. You make me sick you know that? These things are for sickos and perverts.

    • January 23, 2007
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